2009-09-18, 08:21 PM
If food goes into your food processor but does not come back out the way it came in, it may be a bear.
If your computer won't turn on until spring, it may be a bear.
If your toaster suddenly starts mauling your face, it may be a bear.
If your outlet roars at you every time you try to plug something into it, it may be a bear.
If it doesn't, it may be a gay bear.
If your refrigerator ends up at the river every spawning season, it may be a bear.
If your computer won't turn on until spring, it may be a bear.
If your toaster suddenly starts mauling your face, it may be a bear.
If your outlet roars at you every time you try to plug something into it, it may be a bear.
If it doesn't, it may be a gay bear.
If your refrigerator ends up at the river every spawning season, it may be a bear.
