Alter Ego

I hate how there isnt a fast way to try different options.

[20:44] <+BTA|AlterEgo> At a party at the house of one of your friends, Linda Martels (a.k.a. "The Most Incredible Fox In The Eighth Grade") asks you to be her partner in a game that some of the kids are playing. The game is called "Seven Minutes In Heaven." It is played like this:
[20:44] <+BTA|AlterEgo> FOX
[20:44] <+BTA|AlterEgo> FURRIES EVERYWHERE

EDIT:

[21:06] <+Stereo> i got an STD ._.
[21:06] <+Stereo> but it got better
[21:06] <+BTA|AlterEgo> You are getting dressed one day and notice a small red mark on your penis. Could it be some kind of disease?
[21:06] <ndynslvr> lol
[21:06] <+BTA|AlterEgo> LOOOOOL
[21:06] <ndynslvr> ignore
[21:06] <+BTA|AlterEgo> Doesn't anything alarm you? It was only a pimple. Just what you thought. It's a good thing you had it checked.
[21:06] <+BTA|AlterEgo>
[21:06] <ndynslvr> noo dumbass
[21:06] <ndynslvr> ignore
[21:06] <ClawofBeta> A pimple on your plantain?
[21:06] <ndynslvr> never heard of it
[21:06] <ndynslvr> its probably a prank

EDIT: After much hesitation, he lowers his eyes and blurts out that he thinks he is a homosexual. He is worried that if he tells any friends, they will desert him, and that he will be laughed at. What are you feeling right now?

I hate how there isnt a fast way to try different options.

There sort of is. You just have to click back until you get the the icon you clicked on and clicked on it again, if the icon just disappears just hit back again and click on it.

There sort of is. You just have to click back until you get the the icon you clicked on and clicked on it again, if the icon just disappears just hit back again and click on it.

I tried that! (At least halfway)

Wow, I died while playing SENIOR CITIZEN SOFTBALL. At least I made a bad-ass throw and won the game for us.

[20:44] <+BTA|AlterEgo> At a party at the house of one of your friends, Linda Martels (a.k.a. "The Most Incredible Fox In The Eighth Grade") asks you to be her partner in a game that some of the kids are playing. The game is called "Seven Minutes In Heaven." It is played like this:
[20:44] <+BTA|AlterEgo> FOX
[20:44] <+BTA|AlterEgo> FURRIES EVERYWHERE

EDIT:

[21:06] <+Stereo> i got an STD ._.
[21:06] <+Stereo> but it got better
[21:06] <+BTA|AlterEgo> You are getting dressed one day and notice a small red mark on your penis. Could it be some kind of disease?
[21:06] <ndynslvr> lol
[21:06] <+BTA|AlterEgo> LOOOOOL
[21:06] <ndynslvr> ignore
[21:06] <+BTA|AlterEgo> Doesn't anything alarm you? It was only a pimple. Just what you thought. It's a good thing you had it checked.
[21:06] <+BTA|AlterEgo>
[21:06] <ndynslvr> noo dumbass
[21:06] <ndynslvr> ignore
[21:06] <ClawofBeta> A pimple on your plantain?
[21:06] <ndynslvr> never heard of it
[21:06] <ndynslvr> its probably a prank

EDIT: After much hesitation, he lowers his eyes and blurts out that he thinks he is a homosexual. He is worried that if he tells any friends, they will desert him, and that he will be laughed at. What are you feeling right now?

This.
I got hit by a truck after my dad died of cancer and my mom ran away

Wow, I died while playing SENIOR CITIZEN SOFTBALL. At least I made a bad-ass throw and won the game for us.

Same here. ;_;

(Sorry to double post, but...)

Playing through as a skanky girl, and while it's mostly the same as a boy... It gets odd.

 Spoiler

[21:13] <+BTA> ...well this is an odd feeling
[21:13] <+BTA> I think my AlterEgo just got her first period
[21:13] <z0mgc00k13> youra grl?
[21:13] <+BTA> playing as one
[21:13] <+BTA> for the lulz
[21:13] <+BTA> now
[21:13] <+BTA> DO I KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON OR NOT?
[21:13] <+BTA> ...would a skank know or not, hmm....
[21:14] <+BTA> I'll say no
[21:14] <+BTA> What's happening is called menstruation, and it marks the beginning of a time in a young woman's life when her body is capable of having children. There are times when it will seem uncomfortable and distressing. It may even get downright painful and make you tense and irritable. Mom explains that, as you get older, you will learn to adjust to it.
[21:14] <+BTA> For a time, you may feel a curious mixture of sadness and joy at being grown-up. Some people say that this is the beginning of "womanhood," and that is scary, too. Getting used to all of the changes in your body makes this time of life difficult. It's like walking into a house that you've known for years and finding all of the comfortable furniture has been replaced by new pieces.
[21:14] <+BTA> ugh
[21:14] <+BTA> I hate the age jumps in this game
[21:14] <+BTA> some of the childhood things
[21:15] <+BTA> seem like they're in teenager
[21:15] <Russt> so... what happens if you don't notice your hand in baby stage
[21:16] <+BTA> what?
[21:16] <+BTA> While looking at yourself in the mirror one day, you begin to realize that you are beginning to get a chest! You are not exactly what anyone would call "voluptuous," but the thought crosses your mind that it just might be time for you to begin wearing a bra!
[21:16] <+BTA> TEEHEE
[21:16] <Russt> XD
[21:17] <+BTA> also lol'd at
[21:17] <+BTA> the period one didn't have the warning
[21:17] <+BTA> ...
[21:17] <+BTA> ok
[21:17] <+BTA> these are just strange
[21:17] <+BTA> compared to the boy ones
[21:17] <+BTA> Early in the morning, while you are still groggy from sleep, you rub your legs together and notice that it makes you feel very good. You wonder whether or not you should keep doing this or stop.
[21:17] <+BTA> You feel a hot tingly feeling between your legs that spreads all over your body. The more you rub your legs together, the better it feels. You wonder about whether to continue doing this.
[21:17] <+BTA> "KEEP RUBBING YOUR LEGS TOGETHER" "TOUCH YOURSELF WITH YOUR HAND" "STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING"
[21:17] <+BTA> you know
[21:18] <+BTA> maybe it's cause I played as a goody two shoes
[21:18] <+BTA> but I don't remember anything like this happening ^o^
[21:18] <+BTA> As your body gets warmer, you notice some goosebumps on different parts of you. As you rub, you begin to get a little nervous wondering what's going to happen. All of a sudden, your body gets tight and shivers for a few seconds.
[21:18] <+BTA> It feels weird and good at the same time. After this, you feel tired. Even though you may have never heard of this word, you have just done something called "masturbate." How do you feel about this?
[21:18] <+BTA> This is the beginning of exploring your sexuality. Like everything else that has to do with sex, people have all kinds of opinions about it. As you grow up, you will find that you have to choose among these opinions for yourself. Where things like sex are concerned, it is best to have all of the information before deciding anything.

Playing as a girl:

Paul is one of your best friends. You've grown up together (the two of you used to take baths in the same tub when you were babies), seen a lot of each other and have hung around together.

You have never gone out together, but maybe it's better that way. No complications. He's going out with a girl who treats him terribly -- a total peach.

One night when you and a date and Paul and his date go out to the movies, Paul's date gets really sick. She doesn't really LOOK that sick, but she just feels like giving everyone a hard time because she has a headache.

Since she happens to live really close to your date's house, and you practically live right next door to Paul, AND all four of you are exhausted, it might be a good idea if you and Paul go home together, and Paul's peachy date and your date drive home together.

Select a mood :
FEELING SORRY FOR PAUL
NOT FEELING SORRY FOR PAUL

Select an action :
HAVE YOUR DATE DRIVE PAUL'S DATE HOME
ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO GO HOME WITH WHOMEVER THEY CAME WITH

You and Paul have a real heart-to-heart talk. During the talk he confesses to being suckered into relationships with women who treat him like dirt. The two of you collapse on a chair together and continue talking. Your shoulders are pressed against each other.

Paul sighs and mentions, "You know, the only girl I've ever been able to feel comfortable with is you. I don't understand why I can't find someone who is as pretty, smart, intelligent and lovable. You must be one of a kind."

Select an action :
SAY (JOKINGLY), "THAT'S BECAUSE I AM ONE OF A KIND, SILLY. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GET SOME SLEEP."
TURN AROUND AND GIVE HIM A GENTLE KISS ON THE CHEEK

For a moment you think you see a tear well up in Paul's eye. He leans toward you to give you a kiss.

Select an action :
TELL HIM THIS IS NOT RIGHT
KISS HIM

His head lowers, and he sighs. He's had a crush on you ever since he can remember, but was always afraid you would reject him.

He goes home and you don't see much of him anymore.

WHY DID YOU NEVER TELL ME ABOUT THIS, FIEL? ;-;

I died while walking to the store to go shopping.

wot

hay guise, my baby just ingested poison.

wat's goin on