Basement dwellers

Two basement dwellers emerge from their lairs for the first time in years after playing WoW.

Basement dweller 1: What... is that round shiny thing?! It HURTS MY EYES!!!
Basement dweller 2: That's... the sun.

They see an incoming semi.

Basement dweller 1: Oh no, a predator approaches!!
Basement dweller 2: Quick, feign death!

They both fall down and pretend to be dead. The semi runs them both over.

Two basement dwellers emerge from their lairs for the first time in years after browsing /b/.

Basement dweller 1: What... is that round shiny thing?! IT'S FLAMING ME!!!
Basement dweller 2: That's... the sun.

They see an incoming semi.

Basement dweller 1: Oh no, a newfag approaches!!
Basement dweller 2: Quick, let's troll the nigga!

They both approach the semi with a look of dominance. The semi runs them both over.

Touche, Ken.

Your lulz beats the $hit out of mine.

Touche, Ken.

Your lulz beats the $hit out of mine.

I wish I could just stick a nametag to everyone here.

I wish I could just stick a nametag to everyone here.

[color="#cc8899"]Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (true story)

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[color="#cc8899"]Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (true story)

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Oh that dude! I watched the movie with him in it (Is he in more than one? Or is that a popular movie?)

Cool story bro.

Oh that dude! I watched the movie with him in it (Is he in more than one? Or is that a popular movie?)

Princess Bride.

Princess Bride.

Huh I thought that was one of those lame movies that no-one watches

Huh I thought that was one of those lame movies that no-one watches

"Stop it, I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?"

Huh I thought that was one of those lame movies that no-one watches

WHAT?!

I've probably watched it likeeee 20 times? xD

Inconceivable!!