Out-Of-Context IRC Quote Thread II: Electric Boogaloo

This happened yesterday.

[21:46:50] <Olsi> we saw amonkey start jerkin it
[21:47:20] <Rickasaurus> I love the zoo

<Hypermug> nikki you should send a runner!
<n> but I don't have one!
<Five_Second_Pose> Is mayonnaise a runner?
<Providence> hahahaha
<Providence> unexpected Spongebob quote
<b3n> story of my life

<Stereo> you won't believe this one weird trick i can do with my tongue, it makes hamsters get epilepsy

[14:13] <@Five_Second_Pose> Let's leave it at this : yoshi takes his opinion and disguises it as fact
[14:13] <+TofuYoshi> ^

<b3n> son of a peach
<b3n> my dog was acting sad for a minute, it turns out he farted
<b3n> god that's horrible
<Five_Second_Pose> maybe he is a son of a peach Ben, what do you know....................

<Kurosaki_Ichigo> I have getsuga tenshou
<z0mgc00k13> hi bahamut
<Five_Second_Pose> uh
<Five_Second_Pose> That's muggy, cookie
<Five_Second_Pose> :v
<z0mgc00k13> wait bahamut isnt here?
<Kurosaki_Ichigo> lmao
<Five_Second_Pose> He is
<holycow> he is
<olsi> gaim is babanut
<Five_Second_Pose> "babanut"
<holycow> babanut
<Five_Second_Pose> good god
<holycow> HAHAHAHHAA

[16:14] <+MasPan> Also: "I ONLY DATE BLACK GUYS"

<n> just what i need! chirping boobs!

<@Five_Second_Pose> "renigging"
<@Five_Second_Pose> XD
<@Five_Second_Pose> It's "reneging" but I like the alternate spelling too
<+TofuYoshi> yeah, i know
<+b3n> ray
<+b3n> do you think michael jackson could have been renigged?

[11:09] <Jon_> YES OLSI
[11:09] <Jon_> MAKE THE MOVE ON ME

<Jon_> "I was thinking about gay rams all day"

<b3n> i am considering starting a bulk right now
<b3n> my main reason is poptarts

<+TofuYoshi> how do i use
<+TofuYoshi> the forsaken smash ball
<@Five_Second_Pose> 15

[15:51:39] <+b3n> i'm gonna go take a preworkout so i can poop easily
[15:51:39] <+b3n> brb

[15:54:24] <+b3n> the xplode stands for the explosion that comes out your butthole

<b3n> wow, i woke up at 165.4 this morning
<b3n> i've pooped twice, now i'm 162.4 LOL