Bad Translator

"ITT: Good thread with a few good posters sucks due to people posting translations that are unfunny. "

...54 translations later we get:

"To: good translation."

"Baw! I got Dragon Next JP downloaded and everything, but when I got to the patcher, the connection completely stopped!!! It got stuck at about 25% and is just sitting there..."

...54 translations later we get:

"Welcome to not start close! Perception "... 25%"

Lol...what?

Original text:

"I dare you to translate this sentence."

...54 translations later we get:

"Please"

... ok.

Original text:

"My drill is the drill...THAT CREATES THE HEAVENS!!!"

...54 translations later we get:

"And now ... My God!"

LOL

Original text:

"I'm sorry, but our princess is in another castle!"

...54 translations later we get:

"But the king's palace here."

lolwat

Original text:

"The thing I hate most about machine translators is that they don't know what they are even talking about."

...54 translations later we get:

"I do not know the car, "he said."

er, what?

Original text:

"I see blue birds flying around me everyday, but I've never seen a dragon being hatched from an egg I found today."

...54 translations later we get:

"Dragon to see Frogs all day."

See frogs...? O_O

"lady gaga"

...54 translations later we get:

"male"

;_;

"perversion is the way of life."

...54 translations later we get:

"sexual satisfaction."

lmfao

"Penis."

...54 translations later we get:

"Death"

I am confused....


"There comes a time in every man's life when he must stand up for that which he believes, and tell the ugly peach behind him to get back into the kitchen."

...54 translations later we get:

"Cooking a dog's life, and always right."

~~~~~

"Look at this motherpineappleer! This peach right here is the best pokemon a trainer can have! First of all, it's a pineappleing dinosaur. Don't pineappleing lie; every one of you has wanted a dinosaur at one point or another. And now you can have one, holy pomegranate!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Day! Pokemontorena great! Scary dinosaurs. Dinosaur pictures and I hope to go home!"


~~~~~~~

"Other flying types use wings like platypi, but this fucker actually flies on leaves. But there's more: I know, holy pomegranate. This mother fucker has its own food supply. See those things under its neck? Those are fucking Bananas."

...54 translations later we get:

"But this summer, eating bananas is illegal is today, one wing bone"

This thread is actually kinda cool, however it doesnt change the fact that my computer los all its data and im EXTREMLY bored...what to do??"

...10 translations later we get:

"This thread is actually pretty good, but my computer is free, all records, I am very tired ... are you doing?"


edit:

By the power of greiscol! I am he-man and I got the power!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Greiskol Yes! I am a man!"

This thread is actually kinda cool, however it doesnt change the fact that my computer los all its data and im EXTREMLY bored...what to do??"

...10 translations later we get:

"This thread is actually pretty good, but my computer is free, all records, I am very tired ... are you doing?"


edit:

By the power of greiscol! I am he-man and I got the power!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Greiskol Yes! I am a man!"

"Feels bad for Solarboy"

...54 translations later we get:

"Solarboi sorry."

"Feels bad for Solarboy"

...54 translations later we get:

"Solarboi sorry."

However there is a way to recover the data, it will just take some time, and I need a new computer..."

...54 translations later we get:

"However, this group is only for information ..."

Original text:

"Isn't this the same thing as Translation Party?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Or not."

My plans for tonight:

"Should I work out later?"

...54 translations later we get:

"In the future, or something."

Original text:

"Isn't this the same thing as Translation Party?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Or not."

"Translation Party goes from English to Japanese and back, this does a bunch of random languages to other random languages to English."

...54 translations later we get:

"Japanese, British, English or other"

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

CHORUS
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna

54 translations later..

"The Torah of love, I know, weird. But if you turn on the gas"

Original text:

"How are you?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Kifhalk;"

..wut?

wow...
i think i won

"she said he said she said they knew she promised that they knew he wanted her to do things she couldn't possibly do"

...54 translations later we get:

"We know that"