Lol Shawn Johnsons......

Yes I'm aware I typoed the title....by making her plural.....god we wouldn't ever want that.....

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Notice how there's like 3 egg stains on the road. Must have taken them awile. Nubs.

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Totally predictable.

In the second vid, 20 of the times she didn't even come close to her ears.

Where is the one where we get to see how many guys she can jerk off in 3 mins..
Or how many flaming sharks she can wrestle to death in 5 mins..
Or how many threads in southperry she can troll in 2 mins..

Hi, I'm Johnson and I can do two things. One: I can play Maplestory and two: I can let out a constant stream of piss for 67 seconds with stopping.


Let's see if you can do it.

Hi, I'm Johnson and I can do two things. One: I can play Maplestory and two: I can let out a constant stream of piss for 67 seconds with stopping.


Let's see if you can do it.

67 seconds? Lolnoob. Stick with Maplestory.

I think my record was 115 seconds. Almost 2 minutes!

Also guys, please learn how to link YouTube videos properly. It's pissing me off.