Which Hungry Hungry Hippo Are You?

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-hung...re-you-243

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I got DYNAMO
You’re Dynamo! Ambitious and strong-willed, you know the difference between right and wrong and choose right every time. A natural born leader, you may not have the patience of Shigemi or the detached judgment of Caliban (shudder), but you’re level-headed in a fight and know that empathy is the difference between barking orders and being a true leader.

I'll take it. Not too far off.

I hope you guys find this quiz satisfactory, I know how much you love it when I post them.

I didn't know they had names.

CLIPPER
You’re Clipper! Someone call the zookeeper, because we’ve got a party animal on the loose! When given the choice between a bar fight or a dance party, you choose both! You’re a rude, crude, lewd dude but your friends wouldn’t ever think about throwing you off the Hippo-Copter! You have a heart full of love for all your fellow hippos (even Caliban!) but woe unto thee who stands between you and a pineapple!

Ehh... Doesn't seem like me.

Clickhole = The Onion + A.V. Club

I think this is going too far.

CALIBAN
You’re Caliban! You see things the way they are, not the way we might wish them to be. You know that all choices in this life are an equation amounting to either truth or lie, and you choose truth. To do otherwise would be cancerous. You know that compromise is weakness and that hesitation is the manifestation of the innate death wish of lesser hippos. You did not even need to take this quiz. You know who you are. You are Caliban.

Where does this pomegranate come from...?

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/your-dad-proud-you-278 < It's RIGHT THERE. You could have picked that one!

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/your-dad-proud-you-278 < It's RIGHT THERE. You could have picked that one!

Okay. That was funny.

What kind of quiz is this!


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i picked green as my color and got the green guy is that the only thing it uses

What kind of quiz is this!


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i picked green as my color and got the green guy is that the only thing it uses

Nah, I picked Green and got the Orange guy.

I got Dynamo
i have no idea what these things are but best quiz yet 11/10 would fill in again