Rednecks are the worst

So I couldn't sleep very well last night because there was a f`ucking helicopter overhead, circling like a hawk. I'm like "O SHYT THEY FOUND OUT I DOWNLOADED THAT MUSIC FILE NOOOO". Followed by quick sharpening a nearby katana. After a couple of hours I realized they could of easily just done a swat raid and decided to go to sleep.

Then I read this morning.

Then This happened last year. Funny story, my friend was dating this guy's daughter, and ended up in the same prison as him. So he got people to essentially beat the sh`it out of him the whole time which was like 6 months. My friend got arrested for hijacking a mall cop car, or something. Long story. My sister also had to participate in the court case concerning this rape because she had the cell phone of the victim at the time.

QQ

hijacking a mall cop car

The concept just makes me lol, unless it means his personal automobile or something.

It's the Mall's parking lot patrol vehicles, kind of like a golf cart.

Again, how are these guys rednecks? I see no correlation.