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They sound like they are drunk beforehand though before they get even more drunk.

I hope.

Naw, I know a couple of stupid pomegranate head kids in high school that do this. They do it to get intoxicated at school without actually having visible alcohol on them.

You'd think the teachers would notice kids with the bottom half of their bodies twitching.

Next thing we now people will be injecting alcohol directly on their veins.

At least it will be less awkward.

Where's that one guy that injected drugs into his shaft before intercourse?

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/06/03/us/war...d-sex.html

I remember hearing about this in some Cracked article.
Yeah, it's about as legit as the oceanfront property I'm selling in Idaho.
EDIT: found it. http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-letter-to-...azes-news/

I remember hearing about this in some Cracked article.
Yeah, it's about as legit as the oceanfront property I'm selling in Idaho.
EDIT: found it. http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-letter-to-...azes-news/

pineapple, I was supposed to do homework at 8pm.

pineapple, I was supposed to do homework at 8pm.

Procrastinating like a boss.

pineapple, I was supposed to do homework at 8pm.

At least it wasn't a TVTropes article.

yeah
the vodka is directly absorbed into your body through the mucous membranes

same thing with dudes getting alcohol enemas
a function of the colon is to dehydrate whatevers inside it.
so it sucks the booze right into your bloodstream

its a really really fast way to die from alcohol poisoning tbh

You'd think the teachers would notice kids with the bottom half of their bodies twitching.

It's small and it's not a vibrator.

I remember seeing something like this on Manswers I think. Guys chugging beer down their asses. Pretty gross. If you want to get drunk quickly play flipcup or something Jesus.

I remember seeing something like this on Manswers I think. Guys chugging beer down their asses. Pretty gross. If you want to get drunk quickly play flipcup or something Jesus.

Spike's 1000 Ways to Die had a guy who died from alcohol poisoning after giving himself a wine enema. So there's that.

Drinking normally just doesn't cut it anymore

i don't even man...

the fact that GUYS do it too is also...

cue the gif in page one.