Armless Black Man

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SP IRC and I decided to create captions for this picture. Here are the top 3, in no particular order:

“Can a brotha get a hand?”
“I would have given an arm and a leg for the 3DS, but I don’t have any legs...”
“Well, I guess we know he’s not a pimp.”

Help us SP, we need to invent more puns to go with this image.[/COLOR]

My TV is safe.

....
>_>

My TV is safe.

pineapple /thread

My TV is safe.

our bikes aren't

he can still run from the popo

I'm wearing white, therefore white women will come to me

"Child support? I'll give you this much."

"Don't shoot! I'm unarmed!"

I'm wearing white, therefore white women will come to me

[video=youtube;oHYuf8OYOC4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHYuf8OYOC4[/video]