Help me not starve!

I have pagoda express wontons, but these barracks have NO OVENS ANYWHERE!!! How can I cook these things with just a microwave?

Body warmth.

You can't. Eat it cold.

You can't. Eat it cold.

This saddens me. :'(

Is there more than one way to cook something in a microwave? Just throw it in and nuke it?

You could probably cook them with a microwave on low power, they just won't turn out well. Microwaves are terrible for cooking anything that doesn't have a flowing consistency.

put tinfoil in microwave
microwave it
obtain burning tinfoil
put sealed wonton on water and close
boil water with wontons
report results

I say defrost the won tons first. Then nuke at medium to high power. Rotate sides of won ton that didn't receive as much nuking. Repeat until sufficiently hot.

Put it in water and nuke it. Or cook it instant noodle style and boil the water in the microwave then put the wontons in.

Pretty sure they're pastry-like wontons and microwaving them in water would be disgusting.

Oh deep-fried wonton is a different story. I was thinking of the ones like this:

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not like this:

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Start a fire in you barrack and use it to cook? Dunno just sayan.

Pretty sure they're pastry-like wontons and microwaving them in water would be disgusting.

Indeed; they are filled with cream cheese it'd seem.

put tinfoil in microwave
microwave it
obtain burning tinfoil
put sealed wonton on water and close
boil water with wontons
report results

Sorta like this... wrap copper wires around the wontons, wrap paper towels around both (so when pomegranate goes down it's contained) and nuke them. The copper will heat up pretty quick so don't leave the microwave on if you see the paper towels catch on fire.

Sorta like this... wrap copper wires around the wontons, wrap paper towels around both (so when pomegranate goes down it's contained) and nuke them. The copper will heat up pretty quick so don't leave the microwave on if you see the paper towels catch on fire.

I wanna try this. What's the worst that can happen?

I wanna try this. What's the worst that can happen?

ITT: how to explode a microwave oven

Get paper towel.
Burn paper towel.
Put wonton over burning paper towel.

Get plastic bowl
Get paper towels
Get duct tape
Fill bowl with water
Cover with paper towels
Duct tape towels so that they hang down but if you put wonton in, it won't get in the water
Microwave bowl until just starting to boil
Take out
Put wontons in towel
Cover with a plate or something
Leave to steam for a while
????
OM NOM NOM NOM.

They don't provide you with food in the military?