Dimes of aluminum and glass
#1
Ah, the sweet, sweet beery stench of alcoholic profit. Me and my roommate took a page from the local homeless and went can collecting in the tailgating fields during the football game today. Lesson learned: start when the partying starts, not a half hour before kickoff. We figure about $20 for an hour and a half between the two of us, and figure that's a number easily tripled next game. I *almost* felt bad when I saw the line of hobos outside the closest grocery store waiting their turn for the can and bottle return things. Gotta let our bag fester and stink for a while until later tonight when there hopefully isn't a line.

Looting the public's aluminum and glass dimes is fun indeed.
Watching the drunk shenanigans of the college booze culture is even more fun.
Cracking open a bottle of Bud that was lying in a bush and pouring it out to get the bottle right by a group frat boys was the most fun.
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#2
lol, last week i was at a party and as we were leaving a group of like 5 or so bums comes from no where with their trash bags and cleans the front yards of all the houses on the street. First time I had ever seen/ heard of this before
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#3
There's tons of money to be made from it. I work legitimate in the dorm cafeteria, and I was talking about it with one of the full time cooks, and he knows a caf employee that made $400 during our Homecoming game.

I just hope my RA doesn't smell all the cans and get curious. >_>
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#4
This is made of win, I'm telling you right now. GG, mad.
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#5
Rayquaza2233 Wrote:This is made of win, I'm telling you right now. GG, mad.

I'm getting my hobo on. Deal with it. A few weeks back I wheeled 18 bottles of Gatorade back to my dorm on a $15 used office chair I'd just bought from the university surplus store. That was hood as hell.

The Surplus Store sells used police SUVs for pineapple sake. How awesome is that? It's this ghettotastic store in the farthest corner of campus where all sorts of old stuff from different departments end up. Pawnshopesque. I should start a whole new thread for this place. They've got a manure spreader up for auction, I've seen 3 gynecological tables (sold, so far as I can tell), a NICU unit, every shitty computer and accessory you could imagine. The list goes on.

I'm gonna turn in the bottles before work tomorrow.
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madanthony Wrote:I'm getting my hobo on. Deal with it. A few weeks back I wheeled 18 bottles of Gatorade back to my dorm on a $15 used office chair I'd just bought from the university surplus store. That was hood as hell.

The Surplus Store sells used police SUVs for pineapple sake. How awesome is that? It's this ghettotastic store in the farthest corner of campus where all sorts of old stuff from different departments end up. Pawnshopesque. I should start a whole new thread for this place. They've got a manure spreader up for auction, I've seen 3 gynecological tables (sold, so far as I can tell), a NICU unit, every pomegranatety computer and accessory you could imagine. The list goes on.

I'm gonna turn in the bottles before work tomorrow.

With your thread title, I knew you were in Michigan... but I didn't realize how close you were to me. :f6: Don't be suprised if you see some competition in two weeks at the Wisconsin game. Rolleyes I need some cash and collecting bottles from tailgaters is genius!

Off Topic: It was pretty sad seeing MSU getting raped by Ohio St. Today 45-7 Frown, I hope next week isn't as bad...
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madanthony Wrote:The Surplus Store sells used police SUVs for pineapple sake. How awesome is that? It's this ghettotastic store in the farthest corner of campus where all sorts of old stuff from different departments end up. Pawnshopesque. I should start a whole new thread for this place. They've got a manure spreader up for auction, I've seen 3 gynecological tables (sold, so far as I can tell), a NICU unit, every pomegranatety computer and accessory you could imagine. The list goes on.

We need more stores like that in Canada.
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Unthor Wrote:With your thread title, I knew you were in Michigan... but I didn't realize how close you were to me. :f6: Don't be suprised if you see some competition in two weeks at the Wisconsin game. Rolleyes I need some cash and collecting bottles from tailgaters is genius!

Off Topic: It was pretty sad seeing MSU getting raped by Ohio St. Today 45-7 Frown, I hope next week isn't as bad...

Football is silly. It's good for getting people drunk. Not much else. And is it really surprising OSU raped MSU's big hunky football players? OSU players are totally into doing that.
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madanthony Wrote:Football is silly. It's good for getting people drunk. Not much else. And is it really surprising OSU raped MSU's big hunky football players? OSU players are totally into doing that.

hey lets leave the sexual preference of my football team off the southperry boards. Also, I thought it was a great fucking gameGlitter
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#10
Warning, this post is completely random. (wierd... the iPod nano chromatic is apparently aluminum and glass o.O)
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#11
We only made $11. Frown
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#12
Come on, man, you can do better than that.
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