Which programming language has the most weenies?

Results for googling "X weenie" (with the quotes):

Javascript: 2,780
Lisp: 1,550
Java: 524
C: 416 (although many are not about the C programming language)
Perl: 336
PHP: 179
C++: 124
Ruby: 111
Smalltalk: 67
VB: 46
Python: 45
C#: 17
Objective-C: 5
Lua: 4
Delphi: 4

For more fun, here are some operating systems.

Unix: 12,400
Windows: 4,300
Mac: 4,200
Linux: 1,390

what are weenies?

what are weenies?

wee·nie/ˈwēnē/Noun
1. A man's penis.
2. A weak, socially inept, or boringly studious person: "the tech weenies".

wee·nie/ˈwēnē/Noun
1. A man's penis.
2. A weak, socially inept, or boringly studious person: "the tech weenies".

I thought it was food

And Southperry has no weenies HAHAHAHAHA

In the context of programming languages, an X weenie is a person who tirelessly advocates for X. When flaws in X are pointed out, the weenie will often turn the flaw into a good quality or contend that the flaw does not matter at all.