Would you kill a chinchilla for $1,000,000,000,000,000?

I'd make it look like an accident.

I'd rather train every single chinchilla on the face of the Earth into an army of mindless little furry soldiers of death to attack the entire human population of the world. I would of course have sympathy for humans that wish to live in the new world of chinchilla paradise and spare their lives. Viva la Chinchilla!

I'd put a Dead ringer watch around a chinchilla's body and make it so it's on.

Kill the chinchilla (feign death activates before it gets hurt)

Chinchilla runs away cloaked

I get my money.

I share a 50% profit with the chinchilla, we never speak of this again.

Yes and use the $ to save other animals and ppl. I might answer differently if the question is to kill "ALL" chinchilla.

As one of the oldest thread memes that happened in the Funhouse I am surprised this thread has gotten so much attention. Honestly.