2010-10-10, 05:04 AM
Saw this on 4chan and input some of my own choices, and then put in something from Southperry and found it slightly amusing. Of course what I did was lazy so I am sure someone can come up with something better.
The Iridescent Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Paul and Eosian went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Paul hit Eosian in her arm with a big iridescent iceball. It hurt a lot, but Paul kissed it huskily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really iridescent snow man!" Paul said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Eosian said. "That would be more iridescent and politically correct."
"I know," Paul said. "We can make a snow fish. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up huskily and made an iridescent snow fish. Paul put on an egg for the leg. The fish was almost as big as Eosian.
"It looks iridescent," Paul said huskily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Eosian said and held up an iridescent egg. "I found this On Southperry." She put the egg onto the fish's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the fish, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land.
Eosian screamed huskily and ran but the snow fish chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow fish kicked her huskily.
"Nobody does that to my little Iridescent Egg," Paul screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow fish through the face. It fell down and Paul kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Eosian said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The egg lay in the yard until an iridescent child picked it up and took it home.
Here is the site: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
The Iridescent Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Paul and Eosian went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Paul hit Eosian in her arm with a big iridescent iceball. It hurt a lot, but Paul kissed it huskily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really iridescent snow man!" Paul said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Eosian said. "That would be more iridescent and politically correct."
"I know," Paul said. "We can make a snow fish. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up huskily and made an iridescent snow fish. Paul put on an egg for the leg. The fish was almost as big as Eosian.
"It looks iridescent," Paul said huskily. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Eosian said and held up an iridescent egg. "I found this On Southperry." She put the egg onto the fish's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the fish, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land.
Eosian screamed huskily and ran but the snow fish chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow fish kicked her huskily.
"Nobody does that to my little Iridescent Egg," Paul screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow fish through the face. It fell down and Paul kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Eosian said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The egg lay in the yard until an iridescent child picked it up and took it home.
Here is the site: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
