What happens when kirby eats Chuck Norris

[video=youtube;WqLBZ18CeC4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqLBZ18CeC4[/video]

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Even though it's a TAS, that was epic to watch.

More like what happens when he fails to inhale Shamu. [video=youtube;CF7qnpKoOR8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF7qnpKoOR8[/video]

Theory:
Kirby eats Chuck Norris.
Kirby aquires the awesomeness of Chuck Norris.
Kirby becomes half as famous as Chuck Norris, then within a number of days, double.
99.99% of scientists become very confused.

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Interesting. I didn't know the Suplex power was that OP. >_>