Pasta thread

I rarely go out. I'm not a hikki, I walk outside to relax at the park maybe once a month. I went out today and sat on a bench, lit my cigarette and listened to some music.

A little girl, maybe 8 years old, sat next me and said something along the lines of "Smoking is bad, mister."

So I told her I was sorry and put the cigarette out. I asked her why she's talking to a stranger like me, and told her is dangerous to do something like that when she's alone.

"Because you look like a nice man. I don't want you to die."

With that, she hopped off the bench and ran into the direction of who I assumed to be her mother, coming back with ice cream.

I finished fapping to her not too long ago. My shirt is still wet from the tears of guilt that followed.

A few months I talked to that really nice girl, she really was interested in me, told me about her hobbies which all sounded quite fun, then asked me for mine. Told her that I like anime.

She looked at me like "Wait, seriously?", then bursted out in laugher. A few moments later her friends arrived, asked what's so funny. Barely able to speak, she still managed to point at me and bring out the words "This papaya seriously watches anime!". Soon the whole school knew about it and I got beaten up on a daily basis for watching anime. Girls just spit at me and the guys soon started to use baseball bats instead of just their fists. I was unable to take part in class because even the teachers mocked me, for example when we talked about WWII one of the teachers noted that I am a nazi who probably would have supported Germany back then since I'm one of those "pseudo japs" and refused to listen to what I had to say in her lessons and completely ignored me or just told me to shut up and keep my "japanese bullshit" to myself. Soon after that the whole town knew about it, they robbed out house and took my little sister away because they were scared I could use her for my "bukkake lolicon onii-chan fetishes", despite me loving my sister on a completely normal way, but they brainwashed her into thinking of me as a sick pervert. My partens soon kicked me out of our house, so did my sports club because I'm such a sick pineapple and should burn in hell. Had a fucking bad time finding a new apartment, chaning my name and stuff like that. Now I'm sitting here in my new apartment all day and surf /a/ and fap to my waifu and bukkake lolicon oniichan porn.

Therefore guys, never tell anyone you like anime. It will save your life.

Dammit, now I'm hungry. I really want some noodles. ihu.

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I came into this thread expecting a wonderful discussion of pasta-based products.
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[color="#000080"] Pasta is a generic term for foods made from an unleavened dough of wheat or buckwheat, flour and water, sometimes with other ingredients such as eggs and vegetable extracts. Pastas include noodles in various lengths, widths and shapes, and varieties that are filled with other ingredients like ravioli and tortellini. The word pasta is also used to refer to dishes in which pasta products are a primary ingredient. It is usually served with sauce.

There are hundreds of different shapes of pasta with at least locally recognized names.[1] Examples include spaghetti (thin rods), macaroni (tubes or cylinders), fusilli (swirls), and lasagne (sheets). Two other noodles, gnocchi and spätzle, are sometimes considered pasta. They are both traditional in parts of Italy.

Pasta is categorized in two basic styles: dried and fresh. Dried pasta made without eggs can be stored for up to two years under ideal conditions, while fresh pasta will keep for a few days in the fridge.[2][3] Pasta is generally cooked by boiling. [/color]

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Spaghetti, angel hair, and similar pastas are truly inferior. They do a poor job of gripping sauce and other toppings, are challenging to reduce to a good bite size, and can be difficult to fork and transport to the mouth. Rotini, penne, bowties, and elbow noodles are much better.

Spaghetti, angel hair, and similar pastas are truly inferior. They do a poor job of gripping sauce and other toppings, are challenging to reduce to a good bite size, and can be difficult to fork and transport to the mouth. Rotini, penne, bowties, and elbow noodles are much better.

FAIL. The actual term for bowtie pasta is Farfalle.

FAIL. The actual term for bowtie pasta is Farfalle.

As a pasty white kid from the midwest, I'm SO sorry I don't know all my proper noodle terms.

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