I graduated middle school.

You must've missed the memo. You're supposed to scare the hell out of freshmen for laughs. No one actually does anything to them.

A group of people in my class went around putting them into trashcans ass first.

Well, you guys are assholes.

Just had my last final as a Freshman yesterday.

Nothing bad ever happened to us. Though even we all hated the 8th graders in the school...

Thankfully, there won't be any new 8th graders next year.

Same, except I still have more finals.

Wow, you guys are dicks.

I've definitely never done anything to a freshman/never had anything done to me when I was a freshman.

Meh.

At our school we have annual Pet-a-Freshman day.

There were 2 days this year where my hair was petted (patted?).

By other freshmen, though.

There were 2 days this year where my hair was petted (patted?).

By other freshmen, though.

Your hair was pet*

Yeah though, on this day, other class-men literally start petting freshman, like cats and dogs....