You know... I never thought about it this way

But rpg heroes are theifs, jerks and assholes
[video=youtube;kedjhnguKhc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kedjhnguKhc&playnext_from=TL&videos=iz4aoM7HUjs&feature=sub[/video]

AHAHAHAHA! Delicious Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past references. This is why you don't program/place items in peasant's homes.