Dragonball Evolution...

2.

Dear god no

You gotta be f'ucking kidding me.

DID THEY EVEN PROFIT FROM THAT MOVIE?

Excuse me, anyone need a razor? X_X The first movie was so cheesy that no one wanted to see it, now why the hell is there gonna be a second one?

LOL ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Worst
move
ever.

I can't wait. The testosterone is flowing through me as I type this.

Really, I feel bad for the actors going to work on a set, already knowing the movie is going no where

I think they need to make over 9000 Dragonball movies till the quality becomes acceptible...

Ah well... just look on the bright side... it can't get much worse then the first movie! .... Or can it? :f6:

Wait... really? I'd only watch it cause Chi Chi's actress is pretty :3

Movie sucks, even in HD lol It can always get worse ;D

Spidey said this well before to me: Dragonball Evolution is a failed attempt at a kung fu flick that attempted to gain viewers by merely attaching the name of a big franchise to it.
The mentality behind the producers of this must have thought: "Wow, this is a piece of crap, how can we make it better? I know! Attach some famous character names and tweak the names of some plot elements, and there we have it: a movie ready to make some cash."
So they pulled out some elements of the King Piccolo plot and stuck their characters labeled with the names of famous characters in it, and that's it.

I don't even know what they did with the characters and story. When Goku has to learn an airbending technique called the Kamehameha, Chi Chi encourages him by promising a kiss for each successful Kamehameha used to carry a flame to a candle.
He suddenly masters this difficult technique because of this goading. Since when was Goku ever like that?
In fact, he's been demoted to generic high school student #9001 who's some bullied kid who wants to get a chance to fight back; and a stupid griping emo when it comes to confronting the task. Most of the movie, he's freaking out how to fight Ozaru instead of Piccolo; not realizing that Ozaru (lolye, his monkey form was a former accomplice of Piccolo who crashed to Earth for unknown reasons and turned into a human baby who'd grow up into a crank pubescant boy many years into the future. Goku or Gohan never knew it the whole time. The monkey transformation also occurs during an eclipse instead of a full moon.)

The plot is absolutely stupid and nonsensical. If the plot writing isn't bad enough, look at the below dialogue:

Chi Chi: Is that ki?
Goku: You know about ki?
Chi Chi: Just because my name is Chi-Chi doesn't mean I'm stupid.

Look at this flimsy dialogue. What the hell does her name have to do with this? She doesn't need to have a complex about her name when the damn boy's just asking her what ki is.

I can't believe that crap warranted a sequel as well and even THOUGHT it could become a successful movie franchise by adding stupid sequel baiting with the crap about Piccolo being healed by a woman he spared from killing after the awesome Ayumi Hamasaki song played in the credits.

Anyways, this sequel is supposedly based on the Raditz storyline. Hooray for making a movie out of the first few episodes of Dragonball Z?

it can't get much worse

It can always get worse. Always.

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Spidey said this well before to me: Dragonball Evolution is a failed attempt at a kung fu flick that attempted to gain viewers by merely attaching the name of a big franchise to it.
The mentality behind the producers of this must have thought: "Wow, this is a piece of crap, how can we make it better? I know! Attach some famous character names and tweak the names of some plot elements, and there we have it: a movie ready to make some cash."
So they pulled out some elements of the King Piccolo plot and stuck their characters labeled with the names of famous characters in it, and that's it.

I don't even know what they did with the characters and story. When Goku has to learn an airbending technique called the Kamehameha, Chi Chi encourages him by promising a kiss for each successful Kamehameha used to carry a flame to a candle.
He suddenly masters this difficult technique because of this goading. Since when was Goku ever like that?
In fact, he's been demoted to generic high school student #9001 who's some bullied kid who wants to get a chance to fight back; and a stupid griping emo when it comes to confronting the task. Most of the movie, he's freaking out how to fight Ozaru instead of Piccolo; not realizing that Ozaru (lolye, his monkey form was a former accomplice of Piccolo who crashed to Earth for unknown reasons and turned into a human baby who'd grow up into a crank pubescant boy many years into the future. Goku or Gohan never knew it the whole time. The monkey transformation also occurs during an eclipse instead of a full moon.)

The plot is absolutely stupid and nonsensical. If the plot writing isn't bad enough, look at the below dialogue:

Chi Chi: Is that ki?
Goku: You know about ki?
Chi Chi: Just because my name is Chi-Chi doesn't mean I'm stupid.

Look at this flimsy dialogue. What the hell does her name have to do with this? She doesn't need to have a complex about her name when the damn boy's just asking her what ki is.

I can't believe that crap warranted a sequel as well and even THOUGHT it could become a successful movie franchise by adding stupid sequel baiting with the crap about Piccolo being healed by a woman he spared from killing after the awesome Ayumi Hamasaki song played in the credits.

Anyways, this sequel is supposedly based on the Raditz storyline. Hooray for making a movie out of the first few episodes of Dragonball Z?

Copypasta I see.

Of course it was just something to make money off of. They took Dragonball fans as a dumb crowd and said "They'll see anything with Dragonball in it!" They couldn't had been more wrong. I saw it cause my friend was in love with it and he put it on for all us to watch at a movie night. I offered to go get pizza cause I couldn't stand how Master Roshi looked.

I hate Hollywood.

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The only way you can make me watch this movie is if it was free and I completely ran out of stuff to do.

I knew about this before DB: E was released.
It's most likely scrapped, and yes the movie did make profit..about $2mil though.

Hm I wonder what they will do with it.

I was annoyed that Yamcha wasn't terrified of girls, there was no Puar, Goku's hair is not even Goku's, Bulma only has a blue streak in her hair. I liked the Capsule of the bike that was decent. Oozaru was interesting, Piccolo, doesn't look like him :F3:

Well hopefully they stick closer to the real dbz this time rather then some high school love drama. Goku was not exactly fussed on the whole love junk, well as far as I know he wouldn't of known what it was. Well eh I'll see it, I didn't mind DB:E as long as I don't relate it to DB in anyway...