How much fapping

Isn't this a normal thing? All fathers teach their children how to masturbate.

Really? I'm missing out, then.

My father still questions me whenever he thinks I've been fapping. I deny it to please him.

"Ma boi...+fapfapfapfap+ this...this is...ah, this is was all TRUE warriors strive for!"

"D-dad?"

"No no, don't look away. Look into my eyes and do the same, trust me."

My god, I hope you're joking around. I'm laughing so hard right now.

"Ma boi...+fapfapfapfap+ this...this is...ah, this is was all TRUE warriors strive for!"

"D-dad?"

"No no, don't look away. Look into my eyes and do the same, trust me."

I don't understand what's so funny. The scene you have so insensitively created was very much like my first lesson with my father, and when he showed me his technique, we were really able to bond for the first time. He called it the "Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Shot Mark III," and to this day I still have not mastered it. Nobody else has.

We haven't bonded that much, since.

Really? I'm missing out, then.

My father still questions me whenever he thinks I've been fapping. I deny it to please him.

He probably wants to show you his technique, that's all. If anything, he may feel left out. All fathers do this.

Isn't this a normal thing? All fathers teach their children how to masturbate.

No. Then again, my father was never really involved in my life, but I'm fairly sure that's pretty abnormal.
Basically, it's not hard to figure it out yourself. ._.

This calls for a "how did you start fapping" thread.

All fathers teach their children how to masturbate.

This is what the internet is for, young one.

He called it the "Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Shot Mark III,"

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Why am I not surprised?

This calls for a "how did you start fapping" thread.

Got bored, got horny, decided to see for myself what all the rage was about.
That thread was over before it was even written.

Must be more than I wank, since I have little to no arm muscle.

:|

Gay porn is amazing, that's all I gotta' say.

You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination.

If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltiness is upon them.

Heed these words my son, for they pave the path to heaven.

Heed these words my son, for they pave the path to heaven.

No one likes you, Jesus. Gtho my internets.

Jesus, get out of here. Your words of reason have no effect on this unusual breed of Southperrian.

(8:38:30 PM) Fiel: Jesus just trying to start pomegranate.
(8:38:43 PM) Fiel: Fucking drama llama jesus


This job is going to be harder than I thought...

(8:38:30 PM) Fiel: Jesus just trying to start pomegranate.
(8:38:43 PM) Fiel: pineappleing drama llama jesus


This is going to be harder than I thought...

Is that what Marry said?

Lmao.. Oh dear, I feel guilty for laughing more than I should have at that pic.. as a Christian.. But lmaooo

Third Date?

If I can rise from the dead in three days, I'm pretty sure I can score in one.

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did....

third date?

If i can rise from the dead in three days, i'm pretty sure i can score in one.

...false messiah!