An abandoned cat at my front yard.

MMMmmmm sweet lemonade

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ITT: reinforce that everyone on the internet loves pussies.

Which connotation are j00 using? :f6:

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It tastes just like raisins

Oooh that's dirty!

Oooh that's dirty!

Ill take you and show you the universe

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers just about everything.

I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers just about everything.

Come on woman get on my horse

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Free cat.

Instructions for cleaning the toilet

1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.

2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.

3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.

4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.

5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the "Power-wash" pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.

6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.

7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.

8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.


Don't even have to buy a new cat, you get one for free. ;D

Instructions for cleaning the toilet

1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.

2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.

3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.

4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.

5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the "Power-wash" pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.

6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.

7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.

8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.


Don't even have to buy a new cat, you get one for free. ;D

I dont think you want to drown the kitty =(

Good job taking care of the cat.

Everything else in this topic is bad and you should all feel bad for it, especially Hazzy.