Do tell, Erich... Do tell...

You could have said tadpole, but noooooooo....

TADPOLES AREN'T MAnLY

TADPOLES AREN'T MAnLY

They turn into mother fucking frogs.

Are you trying to imply that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aren't manly?

They turn into mother fucking frogs.

Are you trying to imply that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aren't manly?

I think the message got lost somewhere between the first sentence and the second sentence.

I wanna know what he did about the semen on his shirt.

I think the message got lost somewhere between the first sentence and the second sentence.

you mean that gap?

the gap between the legs?

Well. That's just like me saying...

"Did you know that some of the bones in your ear are shaped like sperm!? THAT MEANS I HAVE SPERM IN MY EAR!"

I would have said it looks like a nice little noose getting ready to hang some witch.

Well. That's just like me saying...

"Did you know that some of the bones in your ear are shaped like sperm!? THAT MEANS I HAVE SPERM IN MY EAR!"

I would have said it looks like a nice little noose getting ready to hang some witch.

Something looking like something else =/= something being shaped like something else.

I once spilled orange juice on my shirt and it stained.

I knew it. You fap while you play MapleStory.

You don't? :f6:

You don't? :f6:

Only nibs fap when they play Maplestory. If you're pro, you can hire someone with mesos to give you a handjob while you play Maplestory.

Only nibs fap when they play Maplestory. If you're pro, you can hire someone with mesos to give you a handjob while you play Maplestory.

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OH GOD,I lol'd a lot.

I try.

But fail.