Meet Bob.

A turkey approaches Bob.

Bob kills the turkey and eats it.
HP +50
Endurance +1

Bob rolls the dice.

Bob loses 8004 hp. CAREFUL BILLY.

Bob is scared for his life now
HP -8004

Bob watches Fred videos on YouTube.

Bob is horrified.
Mentality -10

Bob goes on Fear Factor, and is challenged to eat a pinecone dipped in squid blood.

He does the following. Bob says "MOAR, that was delicious!"
Mentality -4

summon frozen yogurt infront of bob

It turns out that this is 8004 Frozen Yogurt, Bob proceeds to eat it.
HP +8004

Bob plays russian roulette with a fully loaded gun.

Bob shakes his hands to much, and only grazes his head.
HP -50

Bob is forced to eat the following:

1. Dried cicadas
2. Every single mammal testicles
3. Cow brains
4. Every single mammal schlong
5. Chum


Then Bob needs to fight and gets french kissed by:



He's a masochist hard-gay angel who can't be killed. Have fun Bob!

Bob does the above. Bob puts an equally gay/pretty angel infront of that one, and then Bob leaves.

Mentality -1
HP -50

Tell Bob:

Bob knows that this is a lie.

Bob discovers his name stands for Body Odour Boy.

Bob knows his name stands for Bob, or short for Bob

puts Bob in Super Smash Bros, only to be up against 3 Captain Falcons;


all of them falcon pawnching him at the same time

He wins.

Have Bob spend 3 months with Chowder from Chowder, so Bob eats all the unhealthy, fatty, and delicious food that Chowder eats all the time. Except that green goo health food stuff.

Bob does the above, and then goes on a 300 calorie diet afterward.
HP -200
Endurance -15

Bob(ITP)
HP: 7705/10000
Endurance: 67/100
Embarrassment: -125
Hospitalization Amount: 2
Current Inflictions: None
Mental Stability: 48/100
Current Status: Bob is becoming weak and near insane. He is unhappy with Amphigory, Johnnywup, Kurtle, and RobMdza. He is very hungry. He is thirsty.

give bob a meal that inclused his favorite solid food and favorite drink(non alcoholic)

Give Bob some chicken curry and Dr. Pepper. Let the aftermath of the curry do the rest.

Bob feeds his new kitten, then takes a nap with his kitten on his head. He dreams of titties.

Bob discovers:

Bob gets raped by me.

i inflict 1/1 on bob

Force a bowl of salt down Bob's throat.

Gives bob a wizard potion and power elixir..


Full HP Recovery + 5 intelligence

Taser Bob after he asks you not to, bro.

Bob drops the soap.

In prison.



Then........ Bob gets lost in the Sahara desert.

I nurture Bob to health, leading him to a buffet with all you can eat delicacies, and ordering world renowned chefs from every corner of the earth to prepare a special meal for Bob. I then take Bob to a massage parlor where he is treated to a "special" massage by women with large boobs. He relaxes in a sauna and has multiple women tending to him at all times. I also gave my number to Mr. Bob so that whenever he feels hurt, he can give me a call and I'll make him feel all better again.

Damn I'm nice.

I do the same Bacon said.

Also, I give Bob my phone number so that if he wants anything, he just needs to ask. Me and Bob are great friends.

*plays hangman with bob as the dummy* XD *misses many letters and it ends up killing bob*

Bob's in danger and forgets both Bacons and Combattantes number

Bob's in danger and forgets both Bacons and Combattantes number

I'll tattoo it on his penis. Everytime he pleases himself he will think of me.


MmmmmmhmmmMMMMMmmmmhmmmmmm.

bob's in danger and forgets both bacons and combattantes number

"oh shi-"

I don't get it why is bob immortal?

this game would be more fun if el-diablo was just fucking around with him and brought him back to life so he could die a thousand-and-two gruesome and embarrassing ways.