This made me confused and entertained... O_O

So... I was walking around Maple killing stuff to collect money, since I have nothing to do while waiting for Cygnus, and I get a chat on XFire from someone not on my buddy list. I have no idea what's wrong with this person or what their motive was, but I laughed at this...

stride252: WHAT HAPPEND MAN?
(◕ ‿‿ ◕ )弾け飛ばせかめはめ波♪: ?
stride252: Your never on anymore
(◕ ‿‿ ◕ )弾け飛ばせかめはめ波♪: Eh?
stride252: i mean xfire
stride252: you know
(◕ ‿‿ ◕ )弾け飛ばせかめはめ波♪: I leave XFire on all the time.
stride252: sence you got the new BF you dont have to ignore me
(◕ ‿‿ ◕ )弾け飛ばせかめはめ波♪: Erm... The pineapple?
stride252: dude
stride252: seriously
stride252: stop being a bastard
(◕ ‿‿ ◕ )弾け飛ばせかめはめ波♪: First of all, I don't even know who you are. lol
stride252: Jenn
stride252: and second of all i had enough of you
stride252: GOODBYE JENNY
(◕ ‿‿ ◕ )弾け飛ばせかめはめ波♪: 分かんない；；
stride252: im not talking to you anymore
* (◕ ‿‿ ◕ )弾け飛ばせかめはめ波♪ is insanely lost.
stride252: JENNY
stride252: I SAID
stride252: LEAVE ME ALONE!
(◕ ‿‿ ◕ )弾け飛ばせかめはめ波♪: Erm... My name isn't Jenny and I am a guy, thank you very much.
stride252: DONT LIE TO ME
(◕ ‿‿ ◕ )弾け飛ばせかめはめ波♪: Is this some prank?
stride252: LISTEN
stride252: 'JENNY
stride252: GO KISS YOUR BF
stride252: AND LEAVE ME ALONE
stride252: YOUR OFF THE FREINDS LIST
(◕ ‿‿ ◕ )弾け飛ばせかめはめ波♪: The pineapple? You were never on my friends list to begin with...
stride252: O DONT LIE TO ME
(◕ ‿‿ ◕ )弾け飛ばせかめはめ波♪: Please, if you're going to continue childish pranks, leave me out of it. I'm not interested in stupid stuff like this.
stride252: JENNY KISE
stride252: AND I WANT A FULL APOLGY
stride252: IF YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS STILL
stride252: GOODBYE!
(◕ ‿‿ ◕ )弾け飛ばせかめはめ波♪: You, sir, have won the fail award of the year.

you should play along next time.

"YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME AND THAT WE WOULD RUN AWAY TO PARIS TOGETHER, BUT THEN I SAW YOU HAVING A THREESOME WITH MY MOTHER AND SISTER!"

...What the pineapple?

Anyways, I think his stupidity ruined his friendship.

Erich, namechange to Jenny and invite him to your house for secks; then call Chris Hansen and watch the lulz ensue.

Send her nudes.

I find it funny that when he said "i'm not talking to you anymore", he instead turned to screaming in caps lock.

Plus you should have said when he asked about kissing ur bf, you should've said something about that imaginary bf's penis or kissing techniques XD

This guy was clearly trolling you and is probably showing all of his friends the same chatlog.

TROLLiNG TROLL

DURR HURR DERP

Tell him your new boyfriend will beat him up.