Kiss the Girl - How it should've happened

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What have you done with my Little Mermaid?

What have you done with my Little Mermaid?

She became a whore.

It's funnier with lyrics to follow!

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

There, you kissed her
Easier than I thought it would be
Now you know it's time to see
What else she'll be up for
Surely it won't hurt
If you go for the shirt
Now that you've kissed the girl

Sha la la la la
Forget her face
It's on to second base
Go on and feel the boobs
Sha la la la la
Unhook her bra!
It's just like Mardi Gras
in New Orleans, with the dudes.

Now's your moment
Take this game below the belt
Wait until you tell your friends you felt
Up a girl in a rowboat
Now she's getting wet
And you know you'd regret
Not tryin' to, bone the girl

Sha la la la la la
Intercourse!
Riding you like a horse!
This mermaid is so fine
Sha la la la la la
Try the butt!
Okay, she's not a slut!
You overstepped the line

Sha la la la la
Apologize!
You're "not like other guys!"
Don' think she's buyin' it.
Sha la la la la la la
Abort!
This time you fell just short
Kudos for tryin' it.

(At school denyin' it...)

What're they saying at 1:56?