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"A Day in the Life of Matt" (a short story too goofy for the shady tree.) - Cancambo - 2009-04-02
It was a beautiful day and the children were all seated nicely in their classroom in Southern California. The children were all in their English teacher's class learning about William Carlos Williams. The children were analysing, "This is Just to Say," a poem about a person eating sweet, cold plums that were intended for another person. After a little further analysis a perculiar point had arisen. They had stated their peer had researched this poem and had believed it was about someone losing their virginity. As if virginity had been a fruit, and someone had stolen it when it was meant for someone else. Most likely before the person had been married. Another possibility was that it had been a rape. The teacher (an evangelical Christian) was shocked. Taking the opportunity to present her opinion she quickly related it to present day. "I am not sure this is true because Williams wrote about common things in his time,losing your virginity at a young age was not as common as it is today, " she said, "unlike today where girls can't keep their legs shut." This statement shocked the class. A quick and unanimous "OOOOOHHHHH" was muttered by the class. The teacher understood what all the children thought, there was no need for anything more to be said. However, instead of taking her chance to end this awkwardness, she quickly expanded on her views. "It is true," she replied, "girls now a days have much less decency." "They can't seem to control themselves, we all know the guy can't," she continued. "Besides, it is the girl that makes the baby." The class was still dumbfounded. Never before had hey heard a teacher be so politically incorrect, no one knew what to say. Yet, the teacher persisted. She couldn't quit while she was already behind. Needless to say, the class felt really awkward that the teacher felt such a need to expand on her point this far. About 10 minutes later, after the class had just learned how to be sexually pure, the bell rang, and the children, emotionally scarred, lived awkwardy ever after.
~The End
"A Day in the Life of Matt" (a short story too goofy for the shady tree.) - Flaxative - 2009-04-02
One thing:What the Crap?
"A Day in the Life of Matt" (a short story too goofy for the shady tree.) - Baklava - 2009-04-02
Failure: Public High School edition.
"A Day in the Life of Matt" (a short story too goofy for the shady tree.) - ItachiPower - 2009-04-02
I mistook the word virginity for vagina.
"A Day in the Life of Matt" (a short story too goofy for the shady tree.) - Cancambo - 2009-04-02
Flaxative Wrote:One thing:What the Crap?
I was bored, and this teacher is a psyco. She makes me lul so I thought maybe she'd make you all lul.
