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This was a triumph - PKProStudio - 2009-02-26
I'm making a note here: huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no point crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burn it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Look at all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke ha ha fat chance
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
And believe me I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I'll be still alive
Still alive
Still alive
Spoiler
This was a triumph - FelixTM - 2009-02-26
The cake actually isn't a lie, but now we're just getting technical, aren't we?
This was a triumph - MaxHudson - 2009-02-26
What are you talking about Felix?! You where never going to get the cake so it has to be a lie!
This was a triumph - FelixTM - 2009-02-26
MaxHudson Wrote:What are you talking about Felix?! You where never going to get the cake so it has to be a lie!
But you can get the cake. I've tasted its divine pleasure.
This was a triumph - MaxHudson - 2009-02-26
FelixTM Wrote:But you can get the cake. I've tasted its divine pleasure.
THE RECIPE:
one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioned
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
How the heck did you live?! Ohhh that reminds me to pick up the book "how to kill somone with your bare hands"
This was a triumph - Magus - 2009-02-26
Funny. When Portal first came out I would have liked this kind of topic.
Now it just makes me sick to my stomach.
This was a triumph - Roads - 2009-02-26
well..
the game is a lie.
This was a triumph - PKProStudio - 2009-02-26
Magus Wrote:Funny. When Portal first came out I would have liked this kind of topic.
Now it just makes me sick to my stomach.
Sorry.
I was bored at school.