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Molded results vary - Spaz - 2009-01-06
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Is that disclaimer really necessary? And why is "nontoxic" under "warnings"? For the parents who were planning on poisoning their child?
Molded results vary - Derimed - 2009-01-06 Wen you said "compound," I thought you meant Michigan-Militia type compound. AK-47s for EEEVVYRBODY. Molded results vary - DrRusty - 2009-01-06 This reminds of the "only in America do people buy a double cheese burger and large fries to go with their diet coke", or the "warning hot" on a cup of coffee. Molded results vary - Derimed - 2009-01-06 DrRusty Wrote:or the "warning hot" on a cup of coffee. Hey, that old lady was ENTITLED to the 3 mil USD when she spilled McDonald's coffee in her crotch. Molded results vary - DrRusty - 2009-01-06 Quantact Wrote:Hey, that old lady was ENTITLED to the 3 mil USD when she spilled McDonald's coffee in her crotch. I think im gonna go to McDonald's for breakfast in the morning and I think my hand might just slip. . 3 million dollars pl0x
Molded results vary - Derimed - 2009-01-06 DrRusty Wrote:I think im gonna go to McDonald's for breakfast in the morning and I think my hand might just slip. Dude, it should be MOAR than 3 million dollars, due to the rampant inflation. Molded results vary - DrRusty - 2009-01-06 Quantact Wrote:Dude, it should be MOAR than 3 million dollars, due to the rampant inflation. It's okay. If I only get 3 million I won't complain anymore about their hot coffee with no warnings on the cup. I SWAER THAR WAS NO WAY FOR ME TO KNOW IT WAS HOT!! Molded results vary - Derimed - 2009-01-07 DrRusty Wrote:It's okay. If I only get 3 million I won't complain anymore about their hot coffee with no warnings on the cup. I SWAER THAR WAS NO WAY FOR ME TO KNOW IT WAS HOT!! I loled for real. :XD Molded results vary - Heidi - 2009-01-07 Did somebody seriously get 3 million for that? O_O Or are you all just joking?
Molded results vary - nannerz - 2009-01-07 Yah cases like that really happened...sadly ![]() Wasn't there another case where a lady was successful in suing a fast-food company because she didn't know her son would get fat from eating that food? And lol, maybe the company is trying to tell parents it's okay to feed kids play-dough
Molded results vary - WingZero - 2009-01-07 nannerz Wrote:Yah cases like that really happened...sadlyHey, it contains wheat and is non-toxic, so it must be good! Molded results vary - Derimed - 2009-01-07 Heidi Wrote:Did somebody seriously get 3 million for that? O_O No, unfortunately, I am not joking. Some years ago, an old woman bought a cup of coffee from McDonald's, put it at her crotch, bracing it with her legs, drove off, it spilled and burned her, she sued for 3 million and won. Molded results vary - Heidi - 2009-01-07 Sounds like the perfect way to get rich! As for the first post... I guess they don't want to get sued when some really stupid kid can't make anything that looks like what is on the box
Molded results vary - psychopat - 2009-01-07 I like the one where the lady slipped on a puddle of coke in McDonalds, sued and won. Of course, the puddle of coke was there because she had thrown her drink in her boyfriend's face a few minutes earlier... Anyway, shamelessly snatched from stellaawards.com:
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... I like the Stella Awards almost as much as I like the Darwin Awards
Molded results vary - Derimed - 2009-01-07 Psychopat: That Stella Liebeck BS was written by lawyers. A lawyer can defend or attack any position with just as much gusto. What this boils down to, (get it, boils down to?) is that this senile old b!tch put scalding coffee at her crotch and then blamed the company for her own stupidity. Nobody in America is ever to blame for their own stupidity. It's always everyone else's stupidity. I think we should find Stella Liebeck's grave after drinking 1 gallon of McDonald's coffee and then piss on it. So that scalding coffee ends up on her JUST ONE MOAR TIME. Molded results vary - psychopat - 2009-01-07 Uhmm... did you even read the whole thing? It presents both sides, including a refutation of what her lawyers presented at the hearing. She comes out looking like an idiot, but she didn't make anywhere close to the 3 mil that was claimed in this thread. I put the copypasta there because it contains more information and it corrects some of the erroneous information that was already said in the thread... It's taken from a site that documents all sorts of stupid lawsuits that abuse american tort law, bearing her name because she's the most famous one. I wasn't defending her in any way, shape or form :-P Molded results vary - Styles - 2009-01-07 you got scrolls in ur firefox 0.o Molded results vary - Derimed - 2009-01-07 psychopat Wrote:Uhmm... did you even read the whole thing? I am sorry if I seem argumentative and belligerent in this thread, but my parents and employers thought I'd make a great lawyer; it's $hit like THIS which ultimatley caused me to pursue another line of work. I read your copypasta more carefully. I do not see how any of it substantially refutes what I said. The fact that she ended up with less is still no reason that she should have been awarded ANYTHING. I don't care how hot the coffee is, putting coffe that you KNOW is hot in your crotch is stupid and if it spills, it is YOUR stupidity at fault. It's not 20% fault, it's 100% fault, just as if I am carelessly waving a butcher knife in the kitchen, it is my fault for cutting myself, not the knife company's fault for making the knife "too sharp." In response to the allegations that the coffee was too hot, this copypasta fails to mention that surveys taken of McDonald's customers brought in those customers' desire that the coffee BE this hot. In other words, McDonald's was giving its customers what they wanted. I find it somewhat difficult to believe tthat Liebeck had her first cup of McDonald's coffee and was ignorant to the fact that it was hot; and that she was incapable of going to any other number of places which would have given her much less hot coffee. The fact that a 2.9 million award was even put forth is testament to the fact that American lawyers work hard to exclude educated intelligent people from juries. The ignorant and stupid are easier prey to lawyers' assertions that juries have to do what is "the law," (that is, what the lawyer says "the law" is,) rather than do what the jury sees as its own moral and legal interpretation. Lawyers are bullpomegranate artists who twist the facts in ludicrous ways to get themselves $$$. In truth, any jury can throw out everything a lawyer says and refuse to award in a trial such as this. Lawyers are a self-made profession. The constitution entitles an American to a trial by jury of his peers, whereas the lawyers have made it virtually impossible to go to court without them. The jury of peers is who should be deciding the merits of the case, not a bullpomegranate artist who stands to gain $$$ and is therefore completely biased. It is not the 2.9 million which enrages people, it's the fact that such cases happen on a regular basis, maybe not on this scope, but they happen. Molded results vary - Spaz - 2009-01-07 Styles Wrote:you got scrolls in ur firefox 0.oThey're 60% scrolls for browser for defense. They all worked. Molded results vary - Katie - 2009-01-07 Quantact Wrote:Wen you said "compound," I thought you meant Michigan-Militia type compound. AK-47s for EEEVVYRBODY. Hey now! They have a compound about an hour from me where the Oaklahoma City bomber met his buddies. It's a lovely town! Anyways, they have to put all that crap on there even though it seems quite stupid. I love it when people sue McDonald's for their "hot" coffee. Obviously it's gonna be freaking hot you dumb asses. |