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Hi, I'm Tiny - Tiny - 2013-10-13
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I'm new to Southperry and here's some info about myself.
Name: tiny
Age: tiny
Location: tiny
When I started playing Maple & what server: tiny
Other Games I play: tiny
Where I heard about SP: tiny
Reason for Registering: tiny
Three interesting facts about me are: tiny
1) tiny
2) tiny
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one day i was strolling around kerning city, and then i stumbled upon a blondie who was sitting on the floor and qqing. being the brave hero of justice that i so clearly am, i decided to go help her so that she would stop qqing.
"what's wrong?" i asked her.
"MEI CON." she said. "U HAV MEI CON?"
"con?" i asked.
"WHER IT IS?" she screamed.
"is 'con' someone you're looking for?" i replied.
"COOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" she screamed.
"i'm sorry, i don't know this 'con' person you're looking for, ms.... what's your name?" i said.
"U FOK U MOTERFOK GIB MI CON." she shouted.
it wasn't until an hour later that my retarded brain realized that her name was inside a little rectangle that was right under her.
"alright, shumi." i said. "can you tell me who or what this 'con' is?"
shumi somehow reached into my inventory and pulled out a meso.
"COOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" she screamed like an autistic pothead.
"oh, you're looking for a coin?" i said. "you can have mine. i have 1874932038 more."
"NO." she replied. "I WAN MEI CON UR CON SUK."
"i don't have your coin." i told her. "where did you lose it?"
"i loser in sobwei." she replied.
"then good luck finding it," i said. "i'm not going down there just to retrieve a freaking coin."
that was one hell of a waste of time. i began to head towards leafre so that i could train and not listen to an autistic pothead.
"COM BAK U MOTERFOK I GIB FAM." shumi shouted.
i wet my pants upon hearing that i would get fame from going into the subway and retrieving a coin. i ran back to shumi.
"we have a deal." i said. i went to the subway station and began my noble quest to retrieve a freakmothering coin.
"halt!" said jake. "what bringeth thee to mine subway station?"
i used my god of the sea hyper skill to blast his head off his shoulders, so that i could steal his ticket to construction site b1, and also because he was talking like a retarded person. i entered the construction site b1, and it smelled like weed. it looked like something that could've came out of my ass. i noticed some platforms that led to the top of the construction site, and i reckoned with my non-retarded brain that i had to get to the top. so i used the platforms to navegate myself to the top. "if this is all i have to do, then this will be easier than being stupid on basilmarket." i thought. i entered the portal, and i was immediately greeted by some more platforms, but this time they were magically floating in mid-air. i knew the drill, and i jumped on them like a mario, and then i almost got my leg cut off by some laser security thing. why the f would anyone build a laser security schit in a freaking subway. whoever built that must have been baked as f. that would explain why the construction site smelled like weed.
i abandoned my noble quest and went back to kerning city. like hell i am going to deal with the laser security schit. i spotted shumi, and oddly enough, she wasn't qqing.
"watefak shumi r u tryna kel mi?" i told her.
shumi looked at me. i felt a terrible chill crawl down my spine as i sensed a malevolent aura emitting from her testicles.
"yes." she replied.