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Newt Gingrich Promises - Sardines - 2012-01-25

To Build Moon Colony.

[video=youtube;Hv6RbEOlqRo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo[/video]

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I know who I'm voting for now.

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Newt Gingrich Promises - Luxeraph - 2012-01-25

lol and you belive that a republican would take money from what? defense (is there another one that would be ok with a cut without the voters going crazy?)? and put it into NASA?


Newt Gingrich Promises - Sarah - 2012-01-25

Luxeraph Wrote:lol and you belive that a republican would take money from what? defense (is there another one that would be ok with a cut without the voters going crazy?)? and put it into NASA?
No he'll take it from social services. Obamacare to start, then welfare, disability, etc.

Entitlements? pineapple ENTITLEMENTS, I WANT A MOON COLONY.


Newt Gingrich Promises - Moonlapse - 2012-01-25

Anything to create jobs.


Newt Gingrich Promises - Fiel - 2012-01-25

Sarah Wrote:Entitlements? pineapple ENTITLEMENTS, I WANT A MOON COLONY.

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Newt Gingrich will never cut entitlements as that would destroy the older folks voting for him.
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I WANT A MOON COLONY. NOW. NOT TEN YEARS FROM NOW. NOW.
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Newt Gingrich Promises - Rhayn - 2012-01-25

Fiel Wrote:<wat>
I WANT A MOON COLONY. NOW. NOT TEN YEARS FROM NOW. NOW.
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pineapple moon colonies. We should find a new planet to colonise/wreck, so every time someone says "they don't want to live on this planet any more", they have the option not to.


Newt Gingrich Promises - Imagine - 2012-01-25

I thought it was cash money


Newt Gingrich Promises - MuscleWizard - 2012-01-26

they're going to build the moon colony to house all the criminals that are going to be affected by supersopipa.
it's basically going to be space australia.


Newt Gingrich Promises - Fiel - 2012-01-26

MuscleWizard Wrote:they're going to build the moon colony to house all the criminals that are going to be affected by supersopipa.
it's basically going to be space australia.

woah woah... become a criminal and they blast you into space?

where's the nearest bank?


Newt Gingrich Promises - MuscleWizard - 2012-01-26

Fiel Wrote:woah woah... become a criminal and they blast you into space?

where's the nearest bank?

QUICK
YOU GET THE PANTYHOSE AND SKI MASKS
AND I'LL GET THE HEAVY ARTILLERY.


Newt Gingrich Promises - Beserker101 - 2012-01-26

MuscleWizard Wrote:they're going to build the moon colony to house all the criminals that are going to be affected by supersopipa.
it's basically going to be space australia.

Space Australia? Careful, a space dingo will eat your space baby.