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If animals could communicate - Kalovale - 2011-11-26

Could a cow in the US talk to one in India then, if given the chance?

If animals could communicate - MuscleWizard - 2011-11-26

no, because hooves lack the required dexterity to operate complex machinery such as telephones

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If animals could communicate - Shidoshi - 2011-11-26

I'd guess they would develop different languages based on their culture, their needs, and such. So probably not.

A language made by cows in the USA would never have a way to say "WATCH OUT FOR THAT ELEPHANT!" since they have never seen an elephant.

If animals could communicate - Providence - 2011-11-26

Shidoshi Wrote:I'd guess they would develop different languages based on their culture, their needs, and such. So probably not.

A language made by cows in the USA would never have a way to say "WATCH OUT FOR THAT ELEPHANT!" since they have never seen an elephant.
Exactly. Cows have been around long enough for their original dialects to have branched out into many languages through widespread exportation and hybridization.

If animals could communicate - octopusprime - 2011-11-26

If reality weren't reality, would it still have realistic constraints?

I say pineapple no, kick that pomegranate to the curb and go beyond the impossible. Not only could US cows talk to India cows, they could into space.

If animals could communicate - Kojo - 2011-11-26

octopusprime Wrote:If reality weren't reality, would it still have realistic constraints?

I say pineapple no, kick that pomegranate to the curb and go beyond the impossible. Not only could US cows talk to India cows, they could into space.

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If animals could communicate - Kalovale - 2011-11-26

Now you are all thinking of French-speaking turkeys.