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You have a child - KhainiWest - 2011-07-22
Hi sp, you have a child with someone you hate, but some force in the universe (guilt/whipped) keeps you with them. You have a child with them, what do you name it?
I'd name mine Turok so everytime I call his/her name I can imagine shooting someone like the N64 game.
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You have a child - ShinkuDragon - 2011-07-22
i was gona post, but you /sadistic thread, so now this thread is finished and has no purpose.
good night sir.
You have a child - Takebacker - 2011-07-22
[video=youtube;np_c0uROmU8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_c0uROmU8&feature=feedrec_grec_index[/video]
You have a child - 案山子 - 2011-07-22
Boy: Sin
Girl: Nina
Nina is a very cute name for a girl in my opinion.
You have a child - KhainiWest - 2011-07-22
案山子 Wrote:Boy: Sin
Girl: Nina
Nina is a very cute name for a girl in my opinion.
I knew a nina once, she died in a car accident and had huge mental problems because she was gang raped by a family(2 brothers and a father) at some kids party down the street from my old neighborhood.
I think death was her greatest mercy.
You have a child - Sarah - 2011-07-22
I don't take my aggression out on my child in any form, especially not naming it something dumb that will ruin its life.
Instead, I punch the father into the sun. Problem solved.
You have a child - KhainiWest - 2011-07-22
Sarah Wrote:I don't take my aggression out on my child in any form, especially not naming it something dumb that will ruin its life.
Instead, I punch the father into the sun. Problem solved.
Sexist
You have a child - MetaSeraphim - 2011-07-22
Sarah Wrote:Instead, I punch the father into the sun. Problem solved.
As if. Since you're female and therefore inferior to men in everyway you would punch yourself into the sun since you would be unworthy to stand in front of the father of your child.
Your child also loves her father more than you.
You have a child - KhainiWest - 2011-07-22
MetaSeraphim Wrote:As if. Since you're female and therefore inferior to men in everyway you would punch yourself into the sun since you would be unworthy to stand in front of the father of your child.
Your child also loves her father more than you.
You better run, even I can sense her glare to destroy you and everything of your existance.
You have a child - MetaSeraphim - 2011-07-22
KhainiWest Wrote:You better run, even I can sense her glare to destroy you and everything of your existance.
I welcome and accept it if she can actually pull it off. Otherwise I'll just be standing here like a brick wall.
You have a child - Random_Overlord - 2011-07-22
If I had a child with someone I'd hate, I'd take the child, call them fucking idiot, then I'd put them into a meat grinder and feed it to the person I hate then give them food poisening and watch them slowly die.
You have a child - KhainiWest - 2011-07-22
Random_Overlord Wrote:If I had a child with someone I'd hate, I'd take the child, call them fucking idiot, then I'd put them into a meat grinder and feed it to the person I hate then give them food poisening and watch them slowly die.
Thats just gross.
You have a child - Kalovale - 2011-07-22
Evangelica for girl. Short is Evan, reminds me she sucks.
You have a child - Ryukiroku - 2011-07-22
There's something messed up about this thread but I can't put my finger on it.
You have a child - Shidoshi - 2011-07-22
Ryukiroku Wrote:There's something messed up about this thread but I can't put my finger on it.
This thread is so messed up I wouldn't dare put my finger on it.
You have a child - Mark - 2011-07-22
>Implying it is my kid and I won't be taking this to court.
Jokes on her. I got a vasectomy years ago!
You have a child - Corn - 2011-07-22
Hmm....Jake, maybe? Or Lindsay.
You have a child - xBTAx - 2011-07-22
Sarah Wrote:I don't take my aggression out on my child in any form, especially not naming it something dumb that will ruin its life.
Instead, I punch the father into the sun. Problem solved.
Kalovale Wrote:Evangelica for girl. Short is Evan, reminds me she sucks.
Lol'd.
You have a child - Haseo - 2011-07-23
案山子 Wrote:Nina
Wasn't Nina that one girl from FMA who got fused into a Chimera by her own father and then blown up by Scar...?
You have a child - Ladon - 2011-07-23
Random_Overlord Wrote:If I had a child with someone I'd hate, I'd take the child, call them pineappleing idiot, then I'd put them into a meat grinder and feed it to the person I hate then give them food poisening and watch them slowly die.:f6: