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A confession by yours truly. - Roxas - 2008-10-11
[SIZE="2"]You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade, and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know? So only about 7 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl.
Just as you would expect, some crazy pumpernickel happened. This girl was a freak, but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl however, has pineappleed at least 20 different guys. From the moment she walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted.
Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 mins, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically, instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy. At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while the girl did whatever she pleased.
The situation quickly escalated. She was getting pineappleed in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her platypus like the kids that they were. I would've joined them, but then she waved me to come over. My plantain was probably the hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my plantain sucked before, but let me tell you, it was amazing.
Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of each paragraph."
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A confession by yours truly. - Myles - 2008-10-11
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A confession by yours truly. - Sign - 2008-10-11
ROXASCHRIS. <_<;;
Can't believe I trawled through all that thinking you were about to get to something serious. Forgot this was the funhouse.
A confession by yours truly. - Afrobean - 2008-10-11
I had already lost the game just by seeing the word "game" as the first word of the last paragraph.
A confession by yours truly. - Kawasari Mimoto - 2008-10-11
Chris, I LOL'ed so hard! Good game, mate! XD
A confession by yours truly. - Katie - 2008-10-11
Chris.... you my friend are a papaya.I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE SOME SEXUAL STORY I WAS GETTING SUPER INTERESTED.
Nice story, I can't believe I lost the game.
A confession by yours truly. - MariettaRC - 2008-10-11
I don't get it, what was the game? ;-;
A confession by yours truly. - Corn - 2008-10-11
MariaColette Wrote:I don't get it, what was the game? ;-;
Some meme I have to put up sooner or later.
Frankly, I don't know either.
A confession by yours truly. - Roxas - 2008-10-11
[SIZE="2"]GMSInfighter's thread fails to be epic. Whatta ripoff.[/SIZE]
A confession by yours truly. - Cyadd - 2008-10-11
There's this thing called, you lost the game. And the "game" is happening all the time. You win the game by not thinking about the game. You lose the game by thinking of it or mentioning it.
I've just lost the game.
A confession by yours truly. - aznegglover - 2008-10-11
Whatta boner-killer
A confession by yours truly. - Worthyness - 2008-10-11
I don't get it 0-o
A confession by yours truly. - randompeep - 2008-10-11
... and here I thought it was gonna be serious. lol