(For further emphasis please imagine this is being read in the voice of the old spice guy)
I would go to the land of Asia, where I would barter with a 3 headed Hydra that has the body of a potato to bestow upon methe singing sword made of Droid Mobile phones. After taking the sword from the potato hydra, I would swim to the deepest trenches of the ocean and battle a tiger stripped t-rex riding a gigantic laser endowed dolphin in order to receive the golden coin of justice and friendship to be exchanged with the Goku, who has now joined the thundercats, for the 3 star dragonball. With the ball in hand I plunge myself into the pit of the Rancor to battle what has become of him after he fused with the Dragon Zord. I would then use the shininess of the ball to distract the beast and ram the Droid Mobile Singing sword of awesomeness into his belly. I would then summon Gordon Freeman to receive a crowbar to fuse into the Droid sword to change it into, what else but, a figurine of Scorpion from Mortal combat (original design, not the new one) and toss it into the beast throat. As soon as he breath his last breath I would tunnel into his organs through his mouth and in his stomach would sit a pedestal that holds the golden Wii mote. With the golden Wii mote in hand I'd return it to gods of bubble rap and as a rewards they would hand me $100 to buy the duck and have some change over for something else.