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This is the only place I can think to place this. - KhainiWest - 2011-03-10

So there's this guy named Leroy, and hes an ex linebacker from college football. The guys nearly 500 lb's 6'3 and a frekin giant. Think, the fat guy eddie murphy played, dr nut something. He's been married to this girl who's been working with eachother for about i unno 15+ years. She works down the hall from him. I've had to stand in line with her before, and she's also about 350 lbs, 5'8ish, isnt much taller than me and said pretty much "pineapple IT WHY SHAVE".

So this is all at my work at the comptroller of Maryland, and about 11am this girl walks up, shes maybe 250, much lighter, and like 5'6 from comparing her to the height of our manager, (I know the heights because we were trying to see who the shortest in our building was as a contest). Anyway she starts screaming "LEROY BABY". and flickering the lights and eventually pulls the fire alarm. Leroy, big guy is hiding in the filing storage down the hall from my office, who this women who isn't his wife eventually finds as he's walking out is then pretty much publically raped by this women in front of his wife. By public rape I'm talking jumping and attemtping to smooch him. The grinding part I won't get into. At this point Im standing at the curb as is my entire unit going "what the pineapple is going on".

Well apparently this peach called the office and his pineappleing wife answered. This other chick is like "Hi I'm leroys bf and I'm looking for him". I don't know how she responded but the women came in too antagonize her.

So this 500 lb, 50 year old man prety much had an affair, his other lady was crazy enough to pull the fire alarm and will probably be jailed, too spite his wife and show public affection to her 15 year old husband. pineapple yeah my life is beast.

EDIT: Oh and normally you can't get past the security in the building but she said she needed her taxes done and was looking for leroy saying she was a family member so she was escorted too him. Security left as soon as she got picked up by my manager.

This is the only place I can think to place this. - Shidoshi - 2011-03-10

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So really, a love triangle between 3 really fat people O.o

This is the only place I can think to place this. - Corn - 2011-03-10

So...was it sfw?

This is the only place I can think to place this. - KhainiWest - 2011-03-10

Yes, and I got to miss an hour of work, which is also paid, because of this jerry springer episode.

I tried taking pics but all i had was my phone and it sucks.

This is the only place I can think to place this. - xBTAx - 2011-03-11

DustBunny Wrote:This other chick is like "Hi I'm leroys bf and I'm looking for him". I don't know how she responded but the women came in too antagonize her.

So he was dating a dude.