As George Bush was watching porn on his Plasma TV, a bomb exploded near him. He thought, "Damn more work. Time2Send more soldiers to Iraq." And so he stopped fapping and started doing Sarah Palin instead. But then, and just then he got killed by Osama. So he flew to Iraq and dropped a nuke there and his dead body was thrown from the plane, landing in the nuclear induced winter. The local mutant Iraqi townsfolk continued to eat his corpse. Then the Pandas began to mutate and travel the world on amazingly funny little cars that played Maplestory, a real 2d platformer MMORPG, which completely ripped off Total Drama Island off the internet and TV. Meanwhile Obama was in Georgia eating an ice cream sundae which was purchased at the South Korean Nexon a company that makes games which are quite Queer like that papaya greg, who became a self-cannibalist. Then shoved a knife up his penor with pumpernickel sauce. Unfortunately Gwen was around too and summoned the LEGENDARY JIGSAW.