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No Masturbating Song (Spanish) - Loose - 2011-02-10
[video=youtube;DWeHJhvhYhM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWeHJhvhYhM[/video]
Translation:
Old woman: Good evening, guys.
Puppets: Good evening, Lurdes.
Old woman: Are you browsing the internet?
Puppets: Yes, but always with a hand on the mouse and the other on top of the table.
*song starts*
Old woman: Internet user, place your hands in a correct position.
*singing ensues*
Now you know why
mom and dad
worry so much about the internet,
and they tell you to
in order to browse
both hands
you must use.
Not one,
not one,
you shouldn't use just one.
Both hands should be in view,
without unexpected actions
and your room's door
should be open.
If masturbation
is your obsession
you should cultivate
another hobby.
You shouldn't touch yourself,
nor arouse yourself,
with the mouse-free hand.
Not one,
not one,
you shouldn't use just one.
Keep your hands busy,
without doing nasty things to yourself
and your room's door
should be open.
*song ends*
Blonde: In order to browse securely, one hand on the mouse.
Fatty: And the other on top of the drawer.
Old woman: And your room's door always open.
No Masturbating Song (Spanish) - Phoenix - 2011-02-10
Is this from an actual kids show LOL or a parody. Hilarious nevertheless.
No Masturbating Song (Spanish) - Loose - 2011-02-10
Everything I've just investigated points to it being a kids show, like Sesame Street.
No Masturbating Song (Spanish) - WillDaSnail - 2011-02-10
I loled. "Masturber" is the Spanish verb for "masturbation", Im guessing?
No Masturbating Song (Spanish) - Manu - 2011-02-10
WillDaSnail Wrote:I loled. "Masturber" is the Spanish verb for "masturbation", Im guessing?
"Masturbar"
And that song is hilarious, I laugh every time I listen to it.
No Masturbating Song (Spanish) - WillDaSnail - 2011-02-10
Darkmaniak Wrote:"Masturbar"
And that song is hilarious, I laugh every time I listen to it.
Ah gotcha.
No Masturbating Song (Spanish) - Shidoshi - 2011-02-10
As if masturbating was a bad thing.
No Masturbating Song (Spanish) - BlueRuin - 2011-02-10
Shidoshi Wrote:As if masturbating was a bad thing.
ikr
No Masturbating Song (Spanish) - Dusk - 2011-02-10
this song makes me hard
No Masturbating Song (Spanish) - aslemn - 2011-02-10
Shidoshi Wrote:As if masturbating was a bad thing.
This. Lol'd at the lyrics tho.
Dusk Wrote:this song makes me hard
LOL
No Masturbating Song (Spanish) - Erebus - 2011-02-10
Fat chick and blonde make me horny... this message failed... use uglier puppeteers next time...
No Masturbating Song (Spanish) - Pikamemnon - 2011-02-10
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