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Infiltrator of Bedchambers - Phoenix Wright - 2011-01-24
He is ascending through the threshhold of thine window
He is accosting your human beings
Attempting to force sexual intercourse among them
Consequently, you must send thine offspring into hiding, send thine spouse into hiding, and send thine husband into hiding, for they are forcing sexual intercourse upon all available members of the population
It is not required that you come to submit thine confession, for we are actively seeking out your location
It is assured that we will chance upon you
So you can flee and spread the word, fellow gangster
We hath acquired your item of topwear and hold it in our possession
You have relinquished thine fingerprints as well
It is incontrovertible that you are strongly lacking in intelligence
I had fallen under assault by the aforementioned imbecile who emanated from a run down neighbourhood
So very feeble-minded, so very feeble-minded, so very feeble-minded, and so forth
He is ascending through the threshhold of thine window
He is accosting your human beings
Attempting to force sexual intercourse upon them
Consequently, you must send thine offspring into hiding, send thine spouse into hiding, and send thine husband into hiding, for they are forcing sexual intercourse upon all available members of the population
It is not required that you come to submit thine confession, for we are actively seeking out your location
It is assured that we will chance upon you
So you can flee and spread the word, fellow gangster
He is approximately 69 or 70 inches in height, possessing a terra-cotta skin pigmentation
Hair cut short in height, much in the manner of a Roman emperor, with cornrows of an inconsiderable size
Well groomed, in possession of a recently shaven guise
Upon observing the situation involving the mysterious assailant and my female sibling
I hath discovered that the intruders hands were placed upon her throat
The first order of action was to separate my sister and the unknown attacker, and, coincidentally, that is exactly how the events transpired
He is ascending through the threshhold of thine window
He is accosting your human beings
attempting to force sexual intercourse upon them
Consequently, you must send thine offspring into hiding, send thine spouse into hiding, and send thine husband into hiding, for they are forcing sexual intercourse upon all available members of the population
It is not required that you come to submit thine confession, for we are actively seeking out your location
It is assured that we will chance upon you
So you can flee and spread the word, fellow gangster
Most affirmatively, it is readily apparently that there is a defiler in Lincoln Park
Are you most certain, young man?
I hath captured thine t-shirt
Additionally, I hath captured thine odor
I possess information pertaining to the measurement of the size of your footwear, young man
So while thou can most certainly take flight and camouflage oneself
It is most certain that you will be found
He is ascending through the threshhold of thine window
He is accosting your human beings
Attempting to force sexual intercourse upon them
Consequently, you must send thine offspring into hiding, send thine spouse into hiding, and send thine husband into hiding, for they are forcing sexual intercourse upon all available members of the population
It is not required that you come to submit thine confession, for we are actively seeking out your location
It is assured that we will chance upon you
So you can flee and spread the word, fellow gangster
He is ascending through the threshhold of thine window
He is accosting your human beings
Attempting to force sexual intercourse upon them
Consequently, you must send thine offspring into hiding, send thine spouse into hiding, and send thine husband into hiding, for they are forcing sexual intercourse upon all available members of the population
It is not required that you come to submit thine confession, for we are actively seeking out your location
It is assured that we will chance upon you
So you can flee and spread the word, fellow gangster
Infiltrator of Bedchambers - Pikamemnon - 2011-01-25
Is this a poem about yourself?
Infiltrator of Bedchambers - Phoenix Wright - 2011-01-25
I don't think you get it >_>
Infiltrator of Bedchambers - Daku - 2011-01-25
oh u
Infiltrator of Bedchambers - Solarboy - 2011-01-25
![[Image: tumblr_lbhjx1SOjU1qd846zo1_500.jpg]](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbhjx1SOjU1qd846zo1_500.jpg)
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Infiltrator of Bedchambers - Dredragon - 2011-01-25
Oh, it's a smartified bet intruder song. =O
Infiltrator of Bedchambers - Phoenix Wright - 2011-01-26
Solarboy Wrote:-snip-
Related.
One of the best things ever written.
Infiltrator of Bedchambers - Erebus - 2011-01-26
[video=youtube;lTQlEmf2cnI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTQlEmf2cnI&feature=player_embedded[/video].
![[Image: halolz-dot-com-pokemon-raichu-raisay.jpg]](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-raichu-raisay.jpg)
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Infiltrator of Bedchambers - Random_Overlord - 2011-01-26
![[Image: halolz-dot-com-portal2-gentlemanpersonalitysphere.jpg]](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/halolz-dot-com-portal2-gentlemanpersonalitysphere.jpg)
This is a brilliant thread ol' chap.