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Oh Hey, Its Justin - Sn1perJohnE - 2011-01-19
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He knows kung fu!
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Hazzy - 2011-01-19
He's only a Yellow Belt?
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Sn1perJohnE - 2011-01-19
He was at one point I suppose.
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Link - 2011-01-19
:<
I didn't start Tae Kwon Do until I was 14 and I never wore glasses.
Plus, yellow belts are pip-squeeks. I chew them up and spit them out at the white belts who can't get their asses in gear.
Also, when I start taking Tae Kwon Do again, I'll have to start back at white belt, since it won't be the same company that I took Martial Arts under before. I feel sorry for those white/yellow/orange/green/whatever low level belts that have to get into the ring with me, a guy who just barely missed getting to 2nd degree black belt due to family issues.
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Sn1perJohnE - 2011-01-19
^^No fun.
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Locked - 2011-01-19
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Related.
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Link - 2011-01-19
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:^^No fun.
Martial Arts is serious business, man.
I remember at my Black Belt "camp" (two day test period where I had to test for Black Belt), the master (owner of the TKD centers in my city) held up this XRay paper thingy as high as he could... I jumped up and whacked it with my foot like it was nothing. He went, "hold on a second... let's try this again," so he got a small ladder, then got on his tippy toes and put it as high as he could (over 9 feet, if I recall correctly) and I jumped up and whacked it with my food, pretty easily still. He was amazed.
Many times, in TKD classes, when we had to kick targets people were holding, break boards, kick the punching bags, etc., my instructors were always pushing everyone to do their best. I gave it all I had and went through the board and kocked them clean in the chest and left serious bruises (they quite literally asked me to do so). They said they had never seen someone of my stature have such a powerful kick. They were so impressed, they were talking about it to my parents that night.
Also, many 'a time, when sparring kids my own rank, I wouldn't even realize how hard I was kicking, but I would injure everyone in some way... Black eyes, broken noses, the works. It ALWAYS happened. They kept limiting my potential by making it so I wasn't allowed to use my hands/arms for hitting and I was not allowed to kick to the head (BORING), due to the fact that I would hurt someone. Even when I first started out in sparring, they constantly put me up against black belts... They always pushed me harder and harder, but they didn't treat anyone else that way. I think it was because I'm tall as f'uck.
I remember this one tournament I went to before I was a black belt, I kicked the crap out of the people I went up against. This one guy... I kicked him right in the jaw and his head snapped backward. I thought he was going to fall over, but amazingly... I managed to hold back my strength enough not to knock him out. That saved my ass... Otherwise, I would have been disqualified for excessive force.
When I start back up in Tae Kwon Do, my mom said she wants to do it with me. She and her fiance are going to do it with me, so I'll definitely have to get some pictures and or videos for hilarity.
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Random_Overlord - 2011-01-19
I teach myself my own form of Martial arts. Kids were always afraid of fighting me while growing up.
Being related to a bunch of high ranking war hero's I hafta learn to fight like a demon in order to live at times when people push me around.
Oh Hey, Its Justin - MariettaRC - 2011-01-19
Goddamnit you made me miss my Tae Kwon Do class days.
Had to drop out at green belt due to low funds. :C
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Daku - 2011-01-19
MariaColette Wrote:Goddamnit you made me miss my Tae Kwon Do class days.
Had to drop out at green belt due to low funds. :C
:<
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Derosis - 2011-01-19
Just don't chop me with you Karate Mane sword :C
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Link - 2011-01-19
Derosis Wrote:Just don't chop me with you Karate Mane sword :C
Don't worry, it was fake. My staff, however... It could hurt someone pretty easily.
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Devil - 2011-01-19
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:[video=youtube;6vMO3XmNXe4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vMO3XmNXe4[/video]Spoiler
He knows kung fu!
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Link - 2011-01-19
The Matrix doesn't have anything on me.
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Felicitates - 2011-01-19
ShiKage Wrote:blah blah blah i'm awesome excuse me while a stoke myself summore and jizz all over you inadequate people
Oh. okay. DOES THIS MEAN YOU CAN STEAL ME CANDY with your awesome kung fu powers?!
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Link - 2011-01-19
Delicae Wrote:Oh. okay. DOES THIS MEAN YOU CAN STEAL ME CANDY with your awesome kung fu powers?!
Yes. Yes, it does.
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Felicitates - 2011-01-19
ShiKage Wrote:Yes. Yes, it does.
[video=youtube;pFlcqWQVVuU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU&feature=related[/video]
me right now.
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Takebacker - 2011-01-19
Locked Wrote:
Related.
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+1
Oh Hey, Its Justin - Link - 2011-01-19
Jerrus?
I'm a real life