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The truth behind Southperry - Kunagisa - 2010-12-11
There are at least 15 of us, but we take turns so there's only about 3 of us posting at any moment.
The secret of Southperry is that upon a year and a day of browsing it, if you are deemed worthy, you will be whisked away and wake up in a grandiose mansion as a pristine young maiden. You will be accepted to the sisterhood of Southperry, and a slightly older girl (another transformed Southperrican, of course) will help you adjust to your new life, taking care of you with a gentle smile. You will play and converse all day, with her translating difficult lines in VNs for you while you sit on her lap and helping you with the bosses in Touhou, Hellsinker, Mars Matrix, Cave games and so on. Obviously, she'll "reward" you with a kiss on the lips the first time you reach Hibachi, Evaccania DOOM, Spiritual Larsa and so on, causing you to blush profusely and ruin the run.
When the sun sets, you'll get eat her delicious cooking, and after taking a bath together (where she combs your hair and washes you thoroughly) it will be time to go to bed. She will then teach you the pleasures of being a woman until no trace of your former personality remains and all that is left is a pure, yuri-obsessed girl yearning for her onee-sama's warm touch. After two weeks or so, your initiation will be complete and you will spend your days as a true Southperry denizen, posting on Southperry only to keep the masquerade (hence why most posts are just plain bad) while secretly enjoying the company of your fellow little girls everyday.
Of course, if you wish you can also be assigned to the onee-sama division, where you'll be taught everything to be a perfect elder sister, from cooking and cleaning to linguistics and playing just about every musical instrument, all for the sake of your cute little sister, whom you will take as your lover and initiate into Southperry's society.
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The truth behind Southperry - Mute - 2010-12-11
This is too many times over /d/ material and exploitable...
The truth behind Southperry - Daku - 2010-12-11
What if i like plantain ?
The truth behind Southperry - Erebus - 2010-12-11
something something inside joke, something something eechi/furry image
The truth behind Southperry - IllegallySane - 2010-12-11
Erebus Wrote:something something inside joke, something something eechi/furry image
About sums up this thread's OP.
The truth behind Southperry - Khoi - 2010-12-11
I'm sorry, I ignored your wall of text because your image was distracting.
The truth behind Southperry - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-12-11
I wouldn't mind that happening to me if it were real. Seriously.
The truth behind Southperry - Solarboy - 2010-12-11
10 Days till transformation.
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:I wouldn't mind that happening to me if it were real. Seriously.
I'll be glad to tell you if it is.
The truth behind Southperry - xBTAx - 2010-12-11
Erebus Wrote:something something inside joke, something something ecchi/loli image
Fixed that for you bro.
And damn, now I can't add more in this thread.
The truth behind Southperry - shouri - 2010-12-11
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:I wouldn't mind that happening to me if it were real. Seriously.
This. :O
The truth behind Southperry - Mute - 2010-12-11
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:I wouldn't mind that happening to me if it were real. Seriously.
Oh welcome, Mistress is waiting for you in the main chamber. But before you can meet her you must choose what your permanent sissy role will be; doesn't that sound delightful? You might get lucky and get to become a Satin Pillow, forever bound to your Mistress' bed to be used as her pillow, or you could end up with Porcelain Doll, and be confined and restrained to one fixed position, and never be able to move as you sit atop Mistress' shelf as one of her adorable dollies!
Aren't you excited to see what futures lie ahead of you?
The truth behind Southperry - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-12-11
Mute Wrote:Oh welcome, Mistress is waiting for you in the main chamber. But before you can meet her you must choose what your permanent sissy role will be; doesn't that sound delightful? You might get lucky and get to become a Satin Pillow, forever bound to your Mistress' bed to be used as her pillow, or you could end up with Porcelain Doll, and be confined and restrained to one fixed position, and never be able to move as you sit atop Mistress' shelf as one of her adorable dollies!
Aren't you excited to see what futures lie ahead of you?
I sure am! That certainly sounds delightful!
Join Date: 2010-05-23
Just 164 more days to go. I can't wait!
Join Date: 2010-05-23
Just 164 more days to go. I can't wait!
The truth behind Southperry - madanthony - 2010-12-11
ಠ_ಠ
This is not how it works at all. You didn't mention the foot massages or the pony rides. For christsake, MY ONEE-SAMA TAUGHT ME HOW TO CONTROL AND MANAGE MY SHOUJO POWERS. That's important stuff! It's like you're explaining the cake but leaving out the frosting.
...and the shibari.
The truth behind Southperry - Mute - 2010-12-11
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:I sure am! That certainly sounds delightful!
Join Date: 2010-05-23
Just 164 more days to go. I can't wait!
...
what i just posted is a very watered down and tamed version of a post that would appear on /d/ regarding the OP post.
this thread is dark. infected with a vile illness. Run.
The truth behind Southperry - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-12-11
Mute Wrote:...
what i just posted is a very watered down and tamed version of a post that would appear on /d/ regarding the OP post.
this thread is dark. infected with a vile illness. Run.
*Is unable to comprehend*
*Continues hoping to be selected*
*Continues hoping to be selected*
The truth behind Southperry - madanthony - 2010-12-11
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:*Is unable to comprehend*
*Continues hoping to be selected*
Mute's just upset that he got an Onii-san
The truth behind Southperry - Mute - 2010-12-11
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:*Is unable to comprehend*
*Continues hoping to be selected*
In the example I gave you, I provided two options, in the manner of presenting the former option as being a good option, while presenting the latter as the negative option. This is a fallacy, as both are good options in light of some of the other options available. Trust me, some of the other ones will make you cringe.
The truth behind Southperry - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-12-11
Mute Wrote:In the example I gave you, I provided two options, in the manner of presenting the former option as being a good option, while presenting the latter as the negative option. This is a fallacy, as both are good options in light of some of the other options available. Trust me, some of the other ones will make you cringe.
It doesn't matter as long as I'm selected...
The truth behind Southperry - MetaSeraphim - 2010-12-11
Daku Wrote:What if i like plantain ?
That will be fixed.
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:I wouldn't mind that happening to me if it were real. Seriously.
shouri Wrote:This. :O
Be there, done that, gets boring after a while.
The truth behind Southperry - xBTAx - 2010-12-11
MetaSeraphim Wrote:That will be fixed.
Be there, done that, gets boring after a while.
...do you know HOW LONG I toiled to teach you to be the perfect little sister?
Respect your onee-sama.