Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer

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Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Kojo - 2010-11-30

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

· is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
· contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
· may cause severe burns.
· contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
· accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
· may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
· has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

· as an industrial solvent and coolant.
· in nuclear power plants.
· in the production of styrofoam.
· as a fire retardant.
· in many forms of cruel animal research.
· in the distribution of pesticides.
· as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Tay - 2010-11-30

Nice try.ff

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Corn - 2010-11-30

We all know chemisty here, bro.

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Holypie - 2010-11-30

~~I tried this 2 years ago.~~

Once I tried to offer my cousin some dihydrogen monoxide. He quietly refused and went to get a glass of water.

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Turtally - 2010-11-30

Dihydrogen monoxode covers all my dishes and food; I can't wash it off no matter how hard I try! ):

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Zelkova - 2010-11-30

*drinks sum*

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Swerve - 2010-11-30

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Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - KajitiSouls - 2010-11-30

Oh gawd I'm at 70%! What's the lethal dose, 50g or something? SHIIIIIIIIII

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Kurtle - 2010-11-30

Try this on 5th graders instead.

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-11-30

Oh pear. Almost all of the human body is made up of it...

WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Hazzy - 2010-11-30

Kurtle Wrote:Try this on 5th graders instead.

It fooled well over 90% of my Sophomore Science class in High School.

;-;

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Avoidant - 2010-11-30

The only people allowed to feel superior are those who weren't fooled the first time they read it.

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Mute - 2010-11-30

Corn Wrote:We all know chemisty here, bro.

Do not speak for me.

Anyways, what's going on in this thread?
>reads replies
Still clueless...

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Locked - 2010-11-30

Mute Wrote:Do not speak for me.

Anyways, what's going on in this thread?
>reads replies
Still clueless...

Dihydrogen (H2)
Monoxide (O)
H2O..

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Mike - 2010-11-30

dam... i think i ingested some a few minutes ago. pomegranate

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - randompeep - 2010-11-30

I remember once or twice I had withdrawal from this. It's horrible, I never want that feeling again, where your vision goes yellow and you get dizzy. Rather nasty, really, although I suppose ODing it isn't the best for you either.

However, it is NOT hydroxyl acid. Those do exist, and they're pretty common, too, but it's not DHMO.

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Kunagisa - 2010-11-30

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Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Worthyness - 2010-11-30

My biology teacher in 9th grade tried this in class. The entire class was stumped. I sat there laughing cause people were so confused.

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Zelkova - 2010-11-30

Wait.... how many southperrians have taken Organic Chemistry? Just curious here...

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer - Locked - 2010-11-30

Zelkova Wrote:Wait.... how many southperrians have taken Organic Chemistry? Just curious here...

-raises hand-