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The TSA's new scanners - Roxas - 2010-11-22
They capture a creeeeepy amount of detail
Spoiler
This is a scan image, I don't find it very NSFW, but that's probably debatable.
The TSA's new scanners - maplefreak26 - 2010-11-22
Yeah, I saw this on the news a couple of days ago. You can choose a person to LOLTOUCH you, or take a lolscanner.
Am I doin tis rite?
The TSA's new scanners - Kunagisa - 2010-11-22
A scan image of what, exactly? Like, taken by the kind of scanner you'd go through at an airport or something?
The TSA's new scanners - Khoi - 2010-11-22
Kunagisa Wrote:A scan image of what, exactly? Like, taken by the kind of scanner you'd go through at an airport or something?
Here
Airports, by the looks of it. Feel free to correct me.
The TSA's new scanners - Locked - 2010-11-22
Kunagisa Wrote:A scan image of what, exactly? Like, taken by the kind of scanner you'd go through at an airport or something?
Yes. Personally, I don't like how it looks. Seems like an over-exaggeration for protection if anything.
The TSA's new scanners - Mute - 2010-11-22
Kunagisa Wrote:A scan image of what, exactly? Like, taken by the kind of scanner you'd go through at an airport or something?
>go to airport
>travel to family home for thanksgiving
>have to go through this scanner which produces the above image to even get to your plane
>???
>terrorists profit.
in a nutshell.
The TSA's new scanners - Khoi - 2010-11-22
Luckily, when I traveled overseas during this Summer, I never came across scanners that were this advanced. Only metal-detectors and what-not, though it did beep a lot because most of the stuff I wear had some form of metal attaching (belt, shoes [steel toe], bracelet, necklace). Luckily, I didn't wear pants that had metal hanging all over, ugh.
The TSA's new scanners - Kunagisa - 2010-11-22
Oh wow, then if this is used by airports that's overkill. Might as well put security cameras in bathrooms, right? It's for our safety.
By the way, don't see how this will prevent people from smuggling stuff in their rectum (which I assume most people who really want to smuggle without being detected would do), it just gives you a surface image. Seems more like material for those security people to have a more fun job.
The TSA's new scanners - Khoi - 2010-11-22
Kunagisa Wrote:Oh wow, then if this is used by airports that's overkill. Might as well put security cameras in bathrooms, right? It's for our safety.
By the way, don't see how this will prevent people from smuggling stuff in their rectum (which I assume most people who really want to smuggle without being detected would do), it just gives you a surface image. Seems more like material for those security people to have a more fun job.
Nothing wrong with that, man.
The TSA's new scanners - Zelkova - 2010-11-22
Penn Jillette of Penn&Teller had a nice confrontation with the TSA
http://www.pennandteller.com/03/coolstuff/penniphile/roadpennfederalvip.html
The TSA's new scanners - Kunagisa - 2010-11-22
Khoi Wrote:Nothing wrong with that, man.
I don't leave the country anyway, so don't care too much, but I wouldn't want someone groping or stealing alien-looking nudes of me.
Inb4 they discover this causes cancer like everything else does and a shitstorm comes up.
The TSA's new scanners - Khoi - 2010-11-22
Kunagisa Wrote:I don't leave the country anyway, so don't care too much, but I wouldn't want someone groping or stealing alien-looking nudes of me.
Inb4 they discover this causes cancer like everything else does and a shitstorm comes up.
Wat. There's more ways to find nudity and porn. Let alone .. using those as a means of seeing nudes. That's like talking about preteens looking at Anatomy books to get turned-on.
The TSA's new scanners - Corn - 2010-11-22
The government ought to pretend to install these. If these were truly installed, terrorists would never enter the country by plane.
The TSA's new scanners - Fiel - 2010-11-22
A terrorist's interest is not to enter countries by planes, their interest is to cause terror. They can do so in many ways other than boarding planes.
The TSA's new scanners - Kunagisa - 2010-11-22
Khoi Wrote:Wat. There's more ways to find nudity and porn. Let alone .. using those as a means of seeing nudes. That's like talking about preteens looking at Anatomy books to get turned-on.
Not the point. I don't care if my blue-glow body is arousing or not. I don't want those guards seeing it, and I don't want the only other option I have to be having them grope me. Both are sexual harassment made legal, because I have no choice but to consent to one or the other, or not get on my plane at all.
The TSA's new scanners - Mute - 2010-11-22
Fiel Wrote:A terrorist's interest is not to enter countries by planes, their interest is to cause terror. They can do so in many ways other than boarding planes.
Ever since 9-11 this country's gotten it's head jammed so far up its rectum over "security" that it's hard not to say the terrorists have succeeded.
The TSA's new scanners - Hazzy - 2010-11-22
Zelkova Wrote:Penn Jillette of Penn&Teller had a nice confrontation with the TSA
http://www.pennandteller.com/03/coolstuff/penniphile/roadpennfederalvip.html
P&T are such trolls.
Mute Wrote:Ever since 9-11 this country's gotten it's head jammed so far up its rectum over "security" that it's hard not to say the terrorists have succeeded.
Trillion dollars spent on the "War on Terrorism". They won 9 years ago.
The TSA's new scanners - Mute - 2010-11-22
Hazzy Wrote:Trillion dollars spent on the "War on Terrorism". They won 9 years ago.
Operation Hemorrhage. Saw this on the news this morning. I laughed.
The TSA's new scanners - SethElite - 2010-11-22
1. Ask for the pat down instead.
2. Explain that you believe the person issuing the pat down is sexually attracted to you. They will bring someone else to do it.
3. Repeat step 2 like 15 times before letting them.
4. ???
5. Profit.
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Wear kilt without underwear. Ask for pat down.
The TSA's new scanners - butterfλi - 2010-11-22
What we need is a flight called "Amendment 2 Airlines". A plane where everybody's packin' heat. Let's see terrorists try anything funny on that flight.