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Gentlemen? - Kojo - 2010-10-29
Cigar's are evil, you won't miss 'em.
We'll find ways to simulate that smell.
What a sorry fella! Rolled up and smoked
like a collicella, here on level one of Robot Hell!
Gambling's wrong and so is cheating, so is f
orging phony I.O.U.s. Let's let Lady
Luck decide what type of torture's justified,
I'm pit force here on level two!
Ooh, deep-fried robot!
Just tell me why!
Just read this fifty-five page warrant.
There must be robots worse than I!
We checked around, there really aren't.
Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks.
You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing!
Please stop sinning while I'm singing!
Selling bootleg tapes is wrong,
musicians need that income to survive.
Hey, Bender gonna make some noise!
With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys!
(Record scratching sounds)
That's what-cha what-cha what-cha get on level five!
I don't feel well!
It's up to us to rescue him.
Maybe he likes it here in hell?
It's us who tempted him to sin.
Maybe he's back at the motel?
Come on, Fry, don't be scared! I'm sure at least one of us will be spared, so sit back and enjoy the ride.
My ass has blisters from the slide!
Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,
publishing indecent magazines.
You'll pay for every crime! Knee-deep in
electric slime! You'll suffer 'till the end
of time, enduring tortures, most of
which rhyme, trapped forever, here in
ROBOT HELLLLLLLLLLLL!
Gentlemen? - Nalek - 2010-10-29
We do it cheap hide our money in a heap
Send it home and make em study
Fixing teeth, I got family, a friend in need
A hand to throw the gasoline
A mobile phone hooked up to the scene
Hello my frind yes it's me
Dont be scared there's somethin going on
Im gettin money since I grown
Could be dash go out and hussel em
But I hate money coz it makes me numb
Hussel hussel hussel
Grind grind grind
Why has everyone got hussel on their mind?
Hussel hussel hussel
Grind grind grind
Why has everyone got hussel on their mind?
You think its tough now,
Come to africa,
Out there we are grinding like pepper,
You can catch me on the motorway,
Selling sugar water and pepper,
I rep Africa not Miami,
Hustle hustle with m.i.a,
I'm broke I've got indefinite stay,
You can't touch me like leprosy,
I hustle tough from here to sri lanka,
My mum told me to be an accountant,
Bun that I wanna work in a corner shop,
Contact sugu he's got the contacts mayne,
I'm illegal I don't pay tax tax,
EMA yes I'm claiming that that,
Police I try to avoid them,
They catch me hustling they say deport them,
Hussel hussel hussel (2x)
Grind grind grind
Why has everyone got hussel on their mind?
Hello my friend, hello my friend, hello my friend
Yes it's me
Hello my friend, hello my friend, hello my friend
Yes it's me
4 by 3 ,3 buy 3 , buy 1 song get 1 free
Maybe me, a bootleg cd colour tv or dvd
We got barrels in the sea
Its big enough to take a whole family
We drum on it
Jun cha cha gegujun cha
Jun cha cha gegujun cha
Come sit by me, let me tell u we
Don't do bling but we do white tee
Up some jungle up some tree
One second , my phones ringing
Its my friend habibi
He then went drop called me
Cheap moroccan got no credit than me
Ya'll got less credit than me
I keep that tab at a shop like a gee
Coz without me there'll be no chocolate hershey
Hussel hussel hussel (6x)
Grind grind grind
Why has everyone got hussel on their mind?
Gentlemen? - Pikamemnon - 2010-10-29
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Gentlemen? - SlayerZach - 2010-10-29
![[Image: gentlemen-600x392.jpg]](http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/gentlemen-600x392.jpg)
Gentlemen?
Gentlemen? - Jon - 2010-10-29
Nalek24 Wrote:We do it cheap hide our money in a heap<3
Send it home and make em study
Fixing teeth, I got family, a friend in need
A hand to throw the gasoline
A mobile phone hooked up to the scene
Hello my frind yes it's me
Dont be scared there's somethin going on
Im gettin money since I grown
Could be dash go out and hussel em
But I hate money coz it makes me numb
Hussel hussel hussel
Grind grind grind
Why has everyone got hussel on their mind?
Hussel hussel hussel
Grind grind grind
Why has everyone got hussel on their mind?
You think its tough now,
Come to africa,
Out there we are grinding like pepper,
You can catch me on the motorway,
Selling sugar water and pepper,
I rep Africa not Miami,
Hustle hustle with m.i.a,
I'm broke I've got indefinite stay,
You can't touch me like leprosy,
I hustle tough from here to sri lanka,
My mum told me to be an accountant,
Bun that I wanna work in a corner shop,
Contact sugu he's got the contacts mayne,
I'm illegal I don't pay tax tax,
EMA yes I'm claiming that that,
Police I try to avoid them,
They catch me hustling they say deport them,
Hussel hussel hussel (2x)
Grind grind grind
Why has everyone got hussel on their mind?
Hello my friend, hello my friend, hello my friend
Yes it's me
Hello my friend, hello my friend, hello my friend
Yes it's me
4 by 3 ,3 buy 3 , buy 1 song get 1 free
Maybe me, a bootleg cd colour tv or dvd
We got barrels in the sea
Its big enough to take a whole family
We drum on it
Jun cha cha gegujun cha
Jun cha cha gegujun cha
Come sit by me, let me tell u we
Don't do bling but we do white tee
Up some jungle up some tree
One second , my phones ringing
Its my friend habibi
He then went drop called me
Cheap moroccan got no credit than me
Ya'll got less credit than me
I keep that tab at a shop like a gee
Coz without me there'll be no chocolate hershey
Hussel hussel hussel (6x)
Grind grind grind
Why has everyone got hussel on their mind?
Gentlemen? - Solarboy - 2010-10-29
A true gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved.
Gentlemen? - larmie - 2010-10-29
Solarboy Wrote:A true gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved.
True gentleman leaves no puzzles unsolved. T
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don't think it's part of any
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sense of it at all.
Gentlemen? - Moonlapse - 2010-10-29
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Gentlemen? - Nalek - 2010-10-29
Mister Tanner was a cleaner from a town in the Midwest.
And of all the cleaning shops around he'd made his the best.
But he also was a baritone who sang while hanging clothes.
He practiced scales while pressing tails and sang at local shows.
His friends and neighbors praised the voice that poured out from his throat.
They said that he should use his gift instead of cleaning coats.
But music was his life, it was not his livelihood,
and it made him feel so happy and it made him feel so good.
And he sang from his heart and he sang from his soul.
He did not know how well he sang; It just made him whole.
His friends kept working on him to try music out full time.
A big debut and rave reviews, a great career to climb.
Finally they got to him, he would take the fling.
A concert agent in New York agreed to have him sing.
And there were plane tickets, phone calls, money spent to rent the hall.
It took most of his savings but he gladly used them all.
But music was his life, it was not his livelihood,
and it made him feel so happy and it made him feel so good.
And he sang from his heart and he sang from his soul.
He did not know how well he sang; It just made him whole.
The evening came, he took the stage, his face set in a smile.
And in the half filled hall the critics sat watching on the aisle.
But the concert was a blur to him, spatters of applause.
He did not know how well he sang, he only heard the flaws.
But the critics were concise, it only took four lines.
But no one could accuse them of being over kind.
(spoken) Mr. Martin Tanner, Baritone, of Dayton, Ohio made his
Town Hall debut last night. He came well prepared, but unfortunately
his presentation was not up to contemporary professional standards.
His voice lacks the range of tonal color necessary to make it
consistently interesting.
(sung) Full time consideration of another endeavor might be in order.
He came home to Dayton and was questioned by his friends.
Then he smiled and just said nothing and he never sang again,
excepting very late at night when the shop was dark and closed.
He sang softly to himself as he sorted through the clothes.
Music was his life, it was not his livelihood,
and it made him feel so happy and it made him feel so good.
And he sang from his heart and he sang from his soul.
(And) he did not know how well he sang; It just made him whole.
Gentlemen? - Khoi - 2010-10-29
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Gentlemen? - Rob - 2010-10-29
Omni Wrote:?????
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