How to properly eat a chicken wing.

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How to properly eat a chicken wing. - Khoi - 2010-05-25

Mind. Blown.

[video=youtube;BRcOY-PvOC8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRcOY-PvOC8[/video]

This guy's so good! HOW DOES HE DO IT?!?!?!?

TOTALLY TRYING THIS OUT, MAN.

FOR REALS.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - PirateIzzy - 2010-05-25

I want a chicken wing now >:O

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - chrome - 2010-05-25

This man has changed my life.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - Solarboy - 2010-05-25

I will never ever be the same person...

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - Daku - 2010-05-25

I never ate Chicken wings.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - Solarboy - 2010-05-25

Ceddybear Wrote:I never ate Chicken wings.

Then you have never ever lived.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - butterfλi - 2010-05-25

I picked up a lot of sexual innuendo throughout the video.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - K!yO - 2010-05-25

This mans on to something.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - Daku - 2010-05-25

solarboy Wrote:Then you have never ever lived.

I like White chicken breasts.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - FrozNlite - 2010-05-25

Valuable summer lesson #9340870356.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - Corn - 2010-05-25

...I shat chicken wings.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - MetaSeraphim - 2010-05-25

I thought everyone knew this.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - Holypie - 2010-05-25

Oh... my... god. My entire life until now has been a lie!

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - TøbiasBlack - 2010-05-25

i dont like chicken wings. nor drumsticks.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - Yotsuba - 2010-05-25

I haven't seen the video yet, but the thread title reminds me of my childhood. My father would tell me how to PROPERLY eat meat that's on bones. He would tell me that if there's even a slight bit of meat left on the bone, you're not eating it right. He told me that the little "retarded piece" of the wing (the pointy end) was the best part, and it is. Bite and nibble on the edges, bite off the tip then snap the piece open for some stray pieces meat that people often ignore.

Also, ribs. You have to suck the bone to get the full flavor out of those, since the bones taste pretty good.

Funny thing is, my little brother never got these lessons from my father. He won't use his hands to eat anything that isn't pizza or a sandwich. I still don't understand how the hell he eats chicken wings and ribs with a fork. There's so much food left over when he's "done."

Ugh! Thanks for making me OCD about leaving meat on the bone, dad.

Edit - Saw the video. My father never taught me to eat flats that way, but we don't nibble around the chicken. We just pull apart the bones and eat them as if they were two separate pieces. I like actually scraping my teeth against bones (I like chewing in general, I always have a straw in my mouth or something. Gum is too soft), so I won't be trying this. But this way does seem like it may be nice for my mother to try out, because she hates bones. Damn, I want some chicken now...

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - Corn - 2010-05-25

Yotsuba Wrote:I haven't seen the video yet, but the thread title reminds me of my childhood. My father would tell me how to PROPERLY eat meat that's on bones. He would tell me that if there's even a slight bit of meat left on the bone, you're not eating it right. He told me that the little "retarded piece" of the wing (the pointy end) was the best part, and it is. Bite and nibble on the edges, bite off the tipm then snap the piece open for some stray pieces meat that people often ignore.

Also, ribs. You have to suck the bone to get the full flavor out of those, since the bones taste pretty good.

Funny thing is, my little brother never got these lessons from my father. He won't use his hands to eat anything that isn't pizza or a sandwich. I still don't understand how the hell he eats chicken wings and ribs with a fork. There's so much food left over when he's "done."

Ugh! Thanks for making me OCD about leaving meat on the bone, dad.

You must watch it. It's only 2 minutes.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - butterfλi - 2010-05-25

Yotsuba Wrote:I haven't seen the video yet, but the thread title reminds me of my childhood. My father would tell me how to PROPERLY eat meat that's on bones. He would tell me that if there's even a slight bit of meat left on the bone, you're not eating it right. He told me that the little "retarded piece" of the wing (the pointy end) was the best part, and it is. Bite and nibble on the edges, bite off the tipm then snap the piece open for some stray pieces meat that people often ignore.

Also, ribs. You have to suck the bone to get the full flavor out of those, since the bones taste pretty good.

Funny thing is, my little brother never got these lessons from my father. He won't use his hands to eat anything that isn't pizza or a sandwich. I still don't understand how the hell he eats chicken wings and ribs with a fork. There's so much food left over when he's "done."

Ugh! Thanks for making me OCD about leaving meat on the bone, dad.

Cool story, bro.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - Chewy - 2010-05-25

My life....it has....PURPOSE!

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - Yotsuba - 2010-05-25

butterfλi Wrote:Cool story, bro.

Thanks, I try my best.

How to properly eat a chicken wing. - Herbert Jablonski - 2010-05-25

Yotsuba Wrote:You have to suck the bone to get the full flavor out of those, since the bones taste pretty good.

What a slut.