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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word... Pineapple.
Out of all of the the fruits in the english language, "pineapple" is the only one to appear in nearly every thread.
Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Pineapple, is derived from the Spanish word "Pina", which means "pinecone".
At Southperry, "pineapple" falls into many grammatical categories.
At a transitive verb for instance. "Myles pineapples Tay"
As an intransitive verb. "Providence pineapples".

Its meaning's not always sexual though.
It can be used as an adjective, such as "Eos's doing all the pineappling work"
As part of an adverb, "Sarah talks too pineappling much"
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Mira is pineappling beautiful"
As a noun, "Horusmaster doesn't give a pineapple"
As part of a word, abso-pineappling-lutely or in-pineappling-credible
And, as almost every word in a sentence "pineapple the pineappling pineapplers"

As you must realise, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "pineapple", as in these examples describing situations such as...
Fraud: "Fiel got pineappled at the used car lot"
Dismay: "Oh pineapple it, Rick"
Trouble: "Throes is really pineappled now"
Agression: "Don't pineapple with me Harrison"
Difficulty: "Heidi doesn't understand this pineappling question"
Inquiry: "Maspan wonders what the pineapple that was"
Disatisfaction: "Bulldog doesn't like what the pineapple is going on here"
Incompitance: "Spaz thinks that guy is a pineapple off"
Dismissial: "Greg asks Mark... Why don't you go outside and play hide and go pineapple yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anybody be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique and flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly
PINEAPPLE YOU!!!!

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