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Weapons that shoot other weapons - shouri - 2010-03-31

List of weapons that shoot other weapons that don't exist, but should

Which one do you want?

Gun That Shoots Guns

This might sound boring, and it is. The gun that shoots guns can do no more than knock your opponent unconscious, this is because the gun that shoots guns only allows you to pistol-whip your enemies over great distances.

Use of the gun comes with a risk due to the fact that if you miss, you have now armed your enemy with a boring, yet perhaps more lethal, gun.

Gun That Shoots Laptops That are Hidden Turrets

This gun is your average gun that shoots laptops, we all have one no biggie, But there is a biggie (keep your mind out of the gutter). The laptops after impact drop to the floor and turn into a .50 Cal automated turret.

Drawback - Runs on windows xp.

Gun that shoots a gun that shoots a gun

This weapon is great for cruelly raising your opponents hopes. just imagine this, you fire a gun, which shoots a gun, you opponent thinks you have foolishly armed him and shoots back at you, only to arm you with a real gun! Haha! Pwned

Russian reversal gun

In Soviet Russia, GUN SHOOT YOU!!!!!!!!!

Also a waste of Money. Could have manufactured it to be a single shot version. If it is a suicide gun why put more than one chamber in the cylinder?

Gun That Shoots Tanks

Your enemy may think that they have outsmarted you by wearing a bullet-proof vest. Which is why they will be surprised when, instead of a bullet, a tank comes out the barrel.

Gun that shoots Tank Girl

Which fires out crazy overly-masculine women complete with kangaroo sidekicks.

Gun

This weapon's concept is too extreme to describe in this format.

Nano-ninja Shotgun

This weapon is a variation on your standard issue shotgun. Instead of loading your shotgun shells with shot, you load them with nano-ninja's (ninjas that have been reduced in size to the extent that a number of them can fit in a shotgun shell). Being fired upon with the Nano-ninja Shotgun is reportedly an extremely unpleasant experience. Imagine a number of small ninjas crawling over your body inflicting various painful (although tiny) injuries. Then imagine the real danger this weapon presents to a target: the ninjas who become lodged in skin and flesh and have to fight their way out.

Nunchuks that shoot Knives

Your enemy will see a nunchuk in your hand and thus expect to be beaten to death. Imagine their surprise when a knife comes out and stabs them to death instead!

Rocket-Propelled Chainsaw Launcher

The Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launcher. Cuts down infantry like a Redwood

This is essentially a Rocket Launcher in which one places an RPC, and from which the chainsaw is launched. Due to its design, it has very little recoil. The design project was completed by a member of a highly organised military club. The RPC was chosen for it's brutality, excellent range This has been tested in a 3-D programme so it can get the ultimate amount of pain! Poor simulation character number 3...

The chainsaw will kill the peson[1] really fast.Unless you miss, then the person will become enraged, and proceed to huff a kitten, making you die of jealousy.

Chainsaw-Propelled Rocket Launcher

This weapon, invented by Thomas Edison during a trip to Soviet Russia, is essentially the opposite of the Rocket-propelled Chainsaw Launcher. Remember that the opposite of a gun is not turning it around and pointing it at yourself while you think of that. As the chainsaw turns it launches a stream of rockets out of the end of the barrel.

Whip That Shoots Guns

A gun flies off of the whip and pistol-whips your enemies from a distance. There are many versions of this weapon, including the whip that shoots a gun that shoots rubber duckies and the feared infinite regression whip that shoots whips that shoot whips... etc.

Flamethrower That Shoots Tanks, aka Tankthrower

The weapon is approximately one meter long, and shoots bowling-ball size tanks, which are on fire. These in turn can fire at the target and are operated by miniature hamsters.

Tank That Shoots Links
This weapon is a roxxor.

This weapon has been around for a long time, starting when Chuck Norris invented Mr. T in the year 1482.6. A variation of this is the Tank That Shoots Misleading Misleading or Pointless Links.

Tank That Shoots Lynx

This is possibly the most useless kind of tank ever used for offensive missions. However, there have been reports that they have been used in several deliberate friendly fire incidents, which has led to many squaddies getting laid. This is because the overpowering odour of the deodorant temporarily knocks out any woman in the nearest 8 cubic metres.

Tank That Shoots Swords

After the initial development of guns that shoot swords, a need for heavy armoured support was discovered. The natural conclusion was a self-propelled vehicle which could cross trenches, crush barbed wire, and was impervious to machine-sword-gun fire.

A notable example is the Nazi German KlingeTiger which became infamous during World War II. Its ability to fire a massive 1.6m Zweihander double-handed sword proved far superior to the Light Rapiers of the M4 Sherman, and similar tanks.

Of course, do you really need to read this to know how awesome this is?

Gun that Shoots Pancakes that Oscillate at the Frequency of the Hyperdimensional Resonator

All previous experimental weapons using pancakes as the primary projectile have usually been quite unreliable, mostly due to the aerodynamic nature (or lack thereof) of the pancake itself. The GTSPTOATFOTHDR, however, begins by rotating the pancakes at such a high revolution, that instead of being ripped apart by inertial forces, the pancake generates an induced gravitational field which holds itself together. Using a knocker developed in unknown labs of Siberia, deep beneath the surface of the earth, the pancake is "tapped" lightly as it leaves the barrel of the GTSPTOATFOTHDR, causing it to vibrate at the frequency of the well-known Hyperdimensional Resonator device, which will not kill, incapacitate, or (intentionally) injure the target, but merely send them to their exact position, at an unknown date or time in the past or future, on an alternate worldline... which probably sucks, unless in that worldline, the language AAAAAAAAA! does not exist.

Sword That Shoots Bullets

Researchers in the fictional Land of Square have finally developed the coolest possible sword. The gunblade consists of a long revolver with a keenly sharpened barrel edge. Now it's ok to bring a knife to a gunfight, since it's also a gun. This non-existent weapon naturally suggests the non-existence of...
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a similar varient to the sword that shoots guns
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Enormous Bomb Composed Entirely of Smaller Bombs (Which Are Themselves Composed of Smaller Bombs)

A huge bomb that, when it goes off, send tons of smaller bombs out in every direction. All of those bombs go off and send tons of even smaller bombs in every direction. This goes on for quite some time until the bombs are each a single atom of a radioactive element, and each of those bombs, which now basically cover the earth, all go off in nuclear explosions. Unfortunately, the entire earth is blown to bits in the process, so unless you are in outer space, this weapon is only useful for suicide bombers and Chuck Norris. (its called a cluster bomb,and it already exsists. it just not as devastating as the one described above, it still causes total carnage though, which is nice)

Gun That Shoots Kittens

Sounds rather idiotic to shoot a kitten at someone, right? That cute and cuddly thing in the barrel wouldn't harm a thing, right? Well, when you pull the trigger and the kitten erupts from the gun, that kitten is suddenly extremely pissed, and since that extremely angry kitten is heading directly towards an unsuspecting head... do the math. And remember. If the cat misses its target, you can always huff it.

Shuriken That Shoots Shurikens That Hide in the Shadows of the Previous Shuriken

Upon throwing the initial shuriken at the enemy, it immediately launches another shuriken that travels hidden by the shadow of the first shuriken. Only the awesomest of ninja can stop it.

Gun that Shoots Spidermen that Shot Webs

It does what it says, nothing more.

Gun that Shot Webs

Shot Web at your target quicker by removing the middleman. This further theorizes the possibility of just Shotting Webs without the gun, although you would need to be Spiderman (or equivalent), for that to work.

Gun That Shoots Exploding Swiss Army Knives

It looks like a regular pistol, but your enemies will be totally awestruck when they find fragments of a tiny corkscrew embedded in their forehead.

Gun That Shoots Itself

A gun that when fired, travels back in time, lodges itself in its own barrel shooting itself with itself ,which in turn travels through time so that it shoots itself, where upon you have a gun that shoots itself, shoots itself shoots itself, which in turn travels through time so that it shoots itself, where upon you have a gun that shoots itself, shoots itself, shoots itself, shoots itself, which in turn travels through time so that it shoots itself, where upon you have a gun that shoots itself, shoots itself, shoots itself, shoots itself, shoots itself... Eventually the gun is moving at the speed of light and destroys the universe.

Bullet that Shoots Guns

The enemy will be completely confused to see you holding a bullet as your weapon. Imagine their surprise when they see a gun come out of it!

Gun that Shoots Bullets

The enemy will be completely surprised when they get actually shot. [Edit: Unfortunately, this is a weapon that already exists, and therefore does not belong in this list]

Improbability Gun

Derived from shotgun, this gun has a variable cartridge, that can be loaded with confusing objects. These objects often include: notes with existential questions, malformed stockings, nice paintings of Hitler, grenade safety pins, failed nuclear weapon blueprints, preasploded blackberries, dead batteries, inaccurate maps, Swedish blues band members photos, shopping lists, blinking green led lights, as well as relatively any other confusing objects.

Gun that shoots Beards

Beards that, upon closer inspection, are actually made of guns, that fire beards which hold guns made of beards, which fire more beards holding guns. One is [allegedly] concealed behind Chuck Norris' beard.

Gun that shoots bears with saws

One of the more deadly guns. Use in the forest to catch some prey or cut down trees. Can also be used to get a hot date, or kill people.

Bazooka that shoots a fist

Punch your enemies in the face at 200 miles an hour A prototype for a minigun version of this was constructed by the Japanese, but the project was abandoned after the only person trained to use it came down with a fatal case of katana through the skull. Sadly, the katana was not fired from a gunblade.

Bazooka that shoots an ethereal fist

Have fun pretending that you punched your enemies with a hypothetical fist.

Bazooka that shoots a Bazooka

Have fun with a Bazooka that shoots another Bazooka.

Machine Gun That Shoots Snakes

Can be used to send the enemy back several spaces. Very effective when used along with the Machine Gun That Shoots Ladders.

Machine Gun That Shoots Ladders

Can be used to reach high places in times of need. Very effective when used along with the Machine Gun That Shoots Snakes.

Gun that shoots Stripes

When fired, this gun will shoot stripes that go on and on and on and on and on...eventually the stripes reach infinity and collide with each other around the other side of the universe. When fired horizontally, it also makes your opponent look fat.

A gun that fires Dragons

This gun has the ability to fire dragons at your enemy, just don't hope you're safe because that dragon will use you as a tooth pick after. Unless you have Saint George with you then you're good.

Chainsaw that shoots flaming kodiak bears

This bad boy is kinda self-explanatory. A must have for any guy who loves animals.

A gun that fires bears

Similar to the aforementioned "Chainsaw that shoots flaming kodiak bears," this handgun fires live, angry bears at the target.

A gun that fires bears having sex

The logical result of a bear-firing weapons arms race, this gun fires two live bears per round. Bears which, at the time of firing, are copulating quite aggressively. The sound this gun makes while firing has been described as "MWRAAAAAAaaarr!!"

Gun that shoots invalid ref tags

This is pretty much useless except for sabotaging Uncyclopedia and tormenting your neighbors w--

So yeah~

I'll take the tank that shoots links to TvTropes, then just run people over with the tank.

Two questions:

1) From those, which is your favorite?

2) can you come up with your own better weapon that shoots a weapon (give it some sort of description as to why it's awesome)?

Weapons that shoot other weapons - KaidaTan - 2010-03-31

A Nightlord that throws Shadowers.

Weapons that shoot other weapons - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-03-31

Im looking for a nerd cannon. It shoots nerd.

Weapons that shoot other weapons - Providence - 2010-03-31

Uncyclopedia is so unpolished. ;_:

Weapons that shoot other weapons - Kalovale - 2010-03-31

KaidaTan Wrote:A Nightlord that throws Shadowers.

A Battle Ship Cannon that shoots octopi.

WAIT WHAT? PRAWVY IS NOT A MOD??

Weapons that shoot other weapons - bored4ever86 - 2010-03-31

shouri Wrote:I'll take the tank that shoots links to TvTropes, then just run people over with the tank.

why not take a tank that shoots BSOD, far more amusing... fire first then run them over! hell, head over to 4chan first

Weapons that shoot other weapons - Solarboy - 2010-03-31

A pixel that throws stars, arrows and bullets too.

Weapons that shoot other weapons - sicnarf - 2010-03-31

What are you going to do? Release the hounds? Or the bees? Or the hounds with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Weapons that shoot other weapons - Spideyjvc - 2010-03-31

A rocket launcher that fires salted lazer chainsaws that are on cold fire and shoot mini missiles like a machine gun. The lazer chainsaw is heat seeking, and it makes sure to cut deeply into its target before exploding .

Most bullet hell games have bosses that shoot bullets that fire more bullets at you. Does that count?

Weapons that shoot other weapons - Pikamemnon - 2010-03-31

I like the ninja gun and the bullet that shoots guns, or something..

Weapons that shoot other weapons - shouri - 2010-03-31

Spideyjvc Wrote:A rocket launcher that fires salted lazer chainsaws that are on cold fire and shoot mini missiles like a machine gun. The lazer chainsaw is heat seeking, and it makes sure to cut deeply into its target before exploding .

Most bullet hell games have bosses that shoot bullets that fire more bullets at you. Does that count?

Yup

Weapons that shoot other weapons - Cactuar - 2010-03-31

A gun that shoots something, and then fires the thing it hit, and then fires the thing that hit, etc.

Example: You shoot an elephant with the gun. The gun now shoots elephants. Said elephant hits a car. You now shoot cars.

Weapons that shoot other weapons - TøbiasBlack - 2010-03-31

a cannon that launches a catapult that fires zombies that shoot guns that fire arrows that release mini tactical nukes that fire annoying 12 year old girls at a jonas brothers concert that carry purses which trigger the launch of an EMP.

Weapons that shoot other weapons - Nightclaw - 2010-03-31

solarboy Wrote:A pixel that throws stars, arrows and bullets too.

that coudnt happen, because the things would just appear. Since it is only 1 pixel, it is impossible to make a throwing animation for it

Weapons that shoot other weapons - Smooth Criminal - 2010-03-31

Drills coming out of drills. That is all.

Weapons that shoot other weapons - TøbiasBlack - 2010-03-31

Panties that fire panties that launch panties that release panties that fire heat seeking panties that separate into cluster panty bombs.

Weapons that shoot other weapons - Spideyjvc - 2010-03-31

TøbiasBlack Wrote:Panties that fire panties that launch panties that release panties that fire heat seeking panties that separate into cluster panty bombs.

Oolong, is that you?

Weapons that shoot other weapons - ixMigs - 2010-03-31

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yes.

Weapons that shoot other weapons - Zelkova - 2010-04-01

I see your chainsaw catapult

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