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Lawyer's Guide to EFPQing ALL BY YOURSELF! - Phoenix Wright - 2010-03-19

Not meant to be a serious guide, so it's in the funhouse. I'm making it anyways because I feel like it.

Goal; Lead 4 mules through EFPQ using one character as lead to farm Altair Fragments in order to sell Glittering Altair Earrings en masse.

Requirements:

3-5 PCs, or a way to run 3-5 Maplestories
3-5 Adventurers leveled between 45-55 (Recommend a Spearman for HB)
A strong character who can mob and single target effectively

Additional stuff;
Equip mules with bathrobe, Whitebottoms 100%'d for speed, Pico Hammer, Sky Toucher Medal, and Alcadno/Zenumist cape to bring their speed up to 140. Makes dragging them through stage 1 and 2 quite a bit faster.

Entrance Stage: Leave your mules here. Go into the portal with the leader.

1st Stage: Kill everything. Crossbowmen, Hunters, and Brawlers work best here due to mobbing ability and in the cause of the Brawler, mobility between upper platforms.

2nd Stage: Lead Rock guys onto middle pond and kill them. Being a Brawler speeds this up a hell of a lot. Destroy the bush with the poisons, and go into the exit.

3rd Stage: Bring all of your mules from the entrance to this stage, so you do not have to do this annoying bullshit more than once. Clear it with any character. Stage is retarded, therefore will take time.

4th Stage: Clear as normal. To speed things up, you can mash the capture bubbles while you make the attack that will bring their HP down into capture range. Do not clear this stage without bringing your mules to it, otherwise they can't move onto stage 5.

5th Stage: Clear as normal. To speed things up, start at the right side, and when you clear the 3 boxes, make a leap of faith to the left. If you're lucky, one of the flying Mokbis will knock you leftward and onto a rope. Repeat for middle platform until you find the stone.

6th Stage: Give yourself any necessary buffs from mules,and crowd them as far to the left of the screen as possible. If you are not a Brawler, good fucking luck at keeping your mules alive, because with 10,000 KB, nothing except Corkscrew is going to keep that Golem from trampling over and shitting on your mules.

If your leader dies; You fucked up. Start over.
If mules die; You fucked up.
If you win; Congratulations! Now you can take all the drops for yourself without having to worry about some dumbass who did fucking pomegranate all during the boss to teleport in and pick up as much of your hard earned pomegranate as they can.

The point of this thread is that I need a P/C on clean, average, Karma'd Glittering Altair earrings. Thanks.


Lawyer's Guide to EFPQing ALL BY YOURSELF! - Marksman Bryan - 2010-03-19

tl;dr


Lawyer's Guide to EFPQing ALL BY YOURSELF! - Phoenix Wright - 2010-03-19

Marksman Bryan Wrote:tl;dr

Heyheyhey.

It's the best guide in the world, despite the fact that it's poorly written and applies to almost no one.