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Sleep Talkin' Man - madanthony - 2010-03-05

Why he might be Kamina in his sleep:
"Stand further away. You can't possibly appreciate my greatness this close up."
"Hold me. I want you to feel greatness."
"Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself."
"I know it's a shame that when I walk out of a room it gets just a little bit darker and gray. It's a burden I carry."
"Bring it on, King Kong. I'll kick your monkey ass right back to the jungle."
"My ass and my personality are the same thing. Huge and in your face."
"Life is precious. I'm not going to just sit here listening to your pathetic fucking dribble."
"Tick tock tick tock... Everybody's waiting. It's time for me to shine."
"Horray for me! Yup, I said it. Now the rest of you can join in."
"Just look at yourself. Yeah, now look at me. You don't stand a chance. It must suck to be you, I'm sure."
"Look at me. Yes, you heard me, look at me. Don't stop."
"I am awe-some. Deal with it fucker!"
"Please just walk away. I don't want to have to stand here and say something so awesome that I'll have to remember it the rest of the day. Thank you!"
"Now pineapple off and let me bask in the glory of being me."
"Peeing standing up rules!"
"Yah, I can't believe in God when I'm THIS good."
Or maybe he's more like Black Star in his sleep.

Why he might just be batshit crazy:
"Yeah. Don't forget to dry-clean the baby."
"Don't eat the jelly! Don't eat the jelly! I made it with frog wee. It'll turn your teeth green... Like mini apples."
"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"
"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."
"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."
"Lentils are evil. Pure fucking oozing evil. Take them away from me."
"Flap's on fire. Your flap's on fire! Chili in the vagiiiiina. I'm a bad bad boy."
"I feel all rolley polley rolley polley. rolley pony PONY.... Splat!"
"I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!"
"My badger's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"
"My donkey. That's MY donkey. Get off my donkey! You know, you're not some superstar donkey jockey. Piss off."
"Thunder snowclouds... Watch out!"
"My pony's for sale. Yes, it fucking works! I wanna get a stripey zebra instead."
“No, I want to swim with the giant gajumba. Hold on to their shell... The ones with the spiky faces, you idiot! They’re fun.”
"Don't move a muscle. Bushbabies are everywhere... everywhere... Shoot the fucking big-eyed wanky shite fucks! Kick 'em. Stamp them. Poke 'em in their big eyes! Take that for scaring the crap out of me."
"My computer needs more power. Feed it chips. Lots of chips. With ketchup. Not mayonnaise."
"Just hold that thought for a seriously long, rectum-pinchingly time."
"You're right, elephants in thongs is not something you see every day. Enjoy it."
"They're guinea pig kisses. Weeweeweeweeweeweeweewee in my ear! Eat the fuckers. They're tastier that way.
"Oh, the jigabee's here. Budge up, give us some duvet. I've been looking forward to this. Nice jigabee."

BADGERTASTIC!
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Sleep Talkin' Man - xBTAx - 2010-03-05

madanthony Wrote:"My badger's gonna unleash hell on your ass. Badgertastic!"

BADGERTASTIC!

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EDIT:

"Can you hold... can you hold my starfish? It doesn't like it when I'm getting excited. Oh look, it likes you! Its legs are all cree-py cree-py."

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