You: I HATE MY LIFE
Stranger: ok
You: MY MOM CANCELLED MY WORLD OF WARCRAFT ACCOUNT
Stranger: HA!
You: JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT GETTING FUCKING 80S
Stranger: GO SHOVE A REMOTE UP YOUR ASS!
You: ONLY FUCKING NERD GETS FUCKING 80S
You: wtp YOU'RE GAY
You: STFU
Stranger: if u seen the video where the kid freaks out because his mom did the same thing
Stranger: u would understand
You: ?
You: pineapple
Stranger: shut up retard
You: WHO GETS 80S
You: DO YOU GET 80S
Stranger: sometimes
You: YOU ARE A FUCKING NERD YOU KNOW THAT
Stranger: ...
You: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
Stranger: i dont play wow
Stranger: papaya
You: IF YOU DON'T FUCKING GET 80S
You: THEN NO ONE WILL FUCKING GET 80S
You: THEN MY MOM WON'T FUCKING CANCEL MY WOW ACCOUNT
You: YOU SHOULD GO FUCKING GET A LIFE YOU NERD
Stranger: SHUT THE pineapple UP YOU STUPID PRICK GOOD GOD CALM THE pineapple DOWN AND FIND A NEW HOBBY. JESUS YOU FREAK!
Stranger: wait
Stranger: im feeding the troll
You: STOP ACTING SO SMART
You: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DON'T FUCKING HAVE A LIFE
Stranger: get a girlfriend
You: I FUCKING HAVE A GIRL FRIEND
You: IN WOW
You: BUT NOW I CAN'T SEE HER ANYMORE
Stranger: whats her name? righty? rosy palm?
You: IT'S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOU DOUCHBAG
Stranger: WHO THE pineapple ARE YOU?
Stranger: anon...
Stranger: thats who
You: WHO THE pineapple ARE YOU
Stranger: another butthurt annon
You: wtp IS ANNON
Stranger: youre just some whiny papaya whos probably 5
You: NO
You: pineapple YOU I'M FUCKING 15
Stranger: then how old are you?
Stranger: 50?
You: I'M ALOT OLDER THAN YOU
You: YOU'RE 5
Stranger: good for you
Stranger: go eat a cock
You: DAMNIT WHY DO YOU FUCKING STUDY
Stranger: i dont :l
You: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIFE
Stranger: seriously i never study
You: THEN HOW THE pineapple DO YOU GET 80S
Stranger: i just do my best
Stranger: why do you play world of warcraft?
You: SEE THAT'S CALLED NOT HAVING A LIFE
You: WORLD OF WARCRAFT IS MY LIFE DAMNIT
Stranger: guess what
You: IT'S CALLED A SOCIAL NETWORK
Stranger: military is my life
Stranger: its called the real world
You: IGHT
Stranger: you cocksucking retard
You: I'M NOT GAY UNLIKE YOU
Stranger: ...
Stranger: youof warcraft...this is a true fact?
You: ?
Stranger: you play*
You: WELL
You: I CAN'T FUCKING PLAY ANYMORE
You: CAUSE OF MY STUPID MOM
Stranger: you used to im sorry
Stranger: its a true fact
Stranger: well
You: YOUR POINT?
Stranger: stop once in a while
Stranger: go outside
Stranger: study
You: I DO YOU DUMBSHIT
Stranger: learn
You: JUST CAN'T STUDY
You: WHAT'S THE POINT OF STUDYING?
Stranger: other than just sit in your mothers basment all day
You: NO POINT
Stranger: whats the point of world of warcraft
Stranger: NOTHING
You: YOU GET TO HAVE FUN
Stranger: just walk around like some dumbass
You: STUDYING=MENTAL TORTURE
Stranger: named zargoogooopants
Stranger: studying = playing wow again
Stranger: dipshit
You: LIKE HELL STUDYING WILL GET ME 80
You: I'M NOT THOSE DAMN SMART ASIANS
Stranger: itll probably give higher
You: U KNOW I HATE ASIANS
You: THEY SHOULD FUCKING GO BACK TO CHINA
Stranger: no, i dont
Stranger: or japan
You: OR IRAN OR WHATEVER
Stranger: or vietnam, laos etc
You: YEA I GET UR POINT
Stranger: thats the middle east dumbass
You: BUT CHINA IS BIGGEST IN ASIA JUST SAYING
You: MIDDLEEAST IS IN ASIA YOU DUMBSHIT
You: WOW
Stranger: both europe and asia
Stranger: hence MIDDLE
Stranger: you fucking crybaby
You: BUT IRAN BELONGS TO ASIA YOU DUMBSHIT
Stranger: ok so you live in iran and pineapple camels
Stranger: i get it
You: NO I DON'T
You: STOP BEING GAY
Stranger: im not gay
Stranger: you are
You: THEN WHY ARE YOU SAYING GAY STUFF?
You: OK I'M JUST SO FUCKING PISSEC
You: PISSED
Stranger: why are you using all caps lock
You: CAUSE I'M FUCKING PISSED
You: YOU GOT PROBLEM WITH THAT?
You: I LOVE CAP LOCKS
Stranger: yeah its annoying
You: WHY THE pineapple IS THAT ANNOYING
Stranger: dude...kill yourself
You: YOU JUST THREATENED TO KILL ME
You: NOW THAT'S FUCKING CYBER BULLYING
You: I CAN CALL THE FBI FOR THIS
Stranger: yeah like calling me gay isnt?
You: YOU ARE THREATENING TO KILL ME
Stranger: pineapple this im sick of this
You: AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH GAY
Stranger: goodbye and have a nice life...
You: YOU TOO
You: YOU NOOB
Stranger: *facepalm*
Stranger: youre a noob at life
Stranger: IM CALLING THE FBI ON YOU
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: YOURE HARRASSING ME
You: YOU ARE FAKE AND GAY
Stranger: IM UNCOMFORATBLE
Stranger: I NEED AN ADULT!!
Stranger: oh and guess what
You: WHAT
Stranger: this is Chris Hansen, dateline NBC